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Jilly Cooper: Queen of the bonkbuster

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Her books may not qualify as great literature, but for undiluted, unpretentious fun they're close to unbeatable

Wary of abuse from all you highbrows out there, I feel obliged to preface this blog with a warning: you'll find no analysis of historical fiction here, no chitchat about the history of the novel, no insights into poetry – but all of this is happening elsewhere on the site, so there's no need to panic. Instead, we're going to be talking about Jilly Cooper and why she's great – so stand aside, please, if you're unlucky or misguided enough not to have ventured into her world as yet.

I think I was about 13 or 14 when I was first inducted, courtesy of my mum's battered copy of Polo. Having (like Michelle Pauli) grown up on a diet of Pullein-Thompson and Walter Farley books, this was a whole different ball game. No more devoted children grooming their ponies to win the gymkhana: this was a horse-y book, yes, but (the crotch-clutching cover should have given it away) there was glamour and glitz, luscious heroines and well-muscled heroes. Of course there was lots of sex too, but those bits didn't really interest me – it was stroppy schoolgirl Perdita's quest for glory on the polo field that had me hooked. I've still never seen a polo match, but I know what a chukka is and bet I could talk you through the handicap system.

I mined the shelves for more. Riders, in which we're first introduced to Cooper's ultimate hero, the blond-haired, blue-eyed Rupert Campbell-Black (the television series absolutely failed to do him justice). Rivals, where Rupert's wild oat-sowing is brought to a halt when he falls for Taggie O'Hara, cloud of dark hair, big grey eyes and all. Her series of shorter novels, of which I much preferred feisty heroines Bella and Octavia, spurning the pathetic Imogen (it still makes me cross that she's told by her hero at the end, "I love you because you're kind and good and because you love me").

Cooper captivated me because I wanted to be her gorgeous heroines, because I fell in love with her sexy men (as I suspect she did), because she was funny. There's so much drama – Perdita riding into a posh fancy dress event naked as Lady Godiva, Angel bursting into a hospital to stop Bibi having plastic surgery, Emily giving herself a fake black eye with some paint to upset her errant husband. The characters (names and all) are so glamorously silly: Bas Baddingham, Chessie France-Lynch, Roberto Rannaldini. Barely a page goes by without a splendidly ludicrous pun. It's rare to see an author who is clearly having so much fun with her writing, refusing to take any of it too seriously. I've read other 80s blockbusters by the likes of Jackie Collins and they don't come close to touching Cooper. Brittle and harsh, with no warmth to them, they lack the affection that underlies Cooper's writing.

Ever since I finished our household's supply, I've waited eagerly for the latest Jilly to come out. The Man Who Made Husbands Jealous (about the eccentrically named Lysander Hawkley, who does just that) was great fun, as was Appassionata (romance amongst the members of an orchestra). Score! – a murder mystery set during the filming of an opera – didn't quite stand up, on the other hand, and I didn't fall for the characters in Pandora (about the art world) either. Her latest, 2007's Wicked!, meanwhile, was set in two schools, and also failed to live up to her glorious 80s apex: schoolboy/girl passions lack the glamour of stable-bound romances.

But, but, but! I arrived home from holiday yesterday to glean long-awaited details about her newest book, Jump!, which is out next month and – hurrah – goes back to what Jilly has always done best: horses. It's set in the world of jump racing ("Back in the saddle..." trumpets the cover; "the rest is horse-story …" adds the press release) and follows the story of Etta Bancroft – widowed, in her 60s, but still beautiful – who rescues a badly injured racehorse and ends up entering her in the Grand National.

I know perfectly well I'll be spending a dedicated couple of days buried in it once I get my hands on a copy. The writing might sometimes be schlocky, there may be occasional overdoses of ravishing beauties, coltish legs, buckets of champagne, and – yes – puns but the fact remains that no one writes a better bonkbuster than Jilly Cooper. I still go back for a Rivals reread if I'm feeling particularly exhausted or miserable: it's comfort literature of the highest order. And you're not allowed to criticise if you haven't read her.


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Jump! by Jilly Cooper | Book review

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Jilly Cooper returns with a horsy saga that just about limps over the finishing line

At her best, Jilly Cooper has a genius for combining soft-focus romance with the beady, pitiless social comedy of Jane Austen, or at least Nancy Mitford. What's more, vintage Cooper – Riders, Rivals, those slender 1970s love stories Harriet and Imogen – displayed a gimlet eye for what Henry James described as "solidity of specification". The food was delicious, the clothes covetable (I distinctly remember a tight linen dress the colour of a New York taxi), even the perfumes were precisely matched to character (Fracas for the bitches, L'Eau d'Issey for the eco-types). Unlike the permatanned fantasies of her contemporary Jackie Collins, Cooper's world was earthy, the urban glamour literally grounded by a muddy shire Tory circuit of hunt balls and point-to-points.

In recent years, she's succumbed to the lure of melodrama, and her books have become correspondingly more overblown and baggier. Score! featured a serial killer, while the last, Wicked, was inhabited by a cast of feral teenagers (one of whom was helpfully called Feral) whose working-class patois never quite rang true. Fortunately, Jump! is – in terms of scenery at least – a return to form. The story of a widow who saves an injured horse, it's immersed in National Hunt racing, a world as heterogeneous as Harris tweed.

The heroine is also a classic type, though rather older than the wide-eyed teenagers Cooper usually favours. Etta Bancroft is an under-confident granny, dreamy, sweet-faced and wildly fond of animals (it's impossible to describe a Cooper character without employing a gush of adjectives). When her horrible husband dies, she's forced by her selfish children to sell her beautiful house and become the unpaid nanny to their ghastly brats. Drifting about in the woods one night, she discovers a horrifically injured filly and nurses her back to health. Mrs Wilkinson, as she's soon named, turns out to be a startlingly talented racehorse, and despite having lost an eye is soon gaily charging her way round Cheltenham and Aintree, the village syndicate who have invested in her careering drunkenly in her wake.

It's no coincidence that there was a racing scene in My Fair Lady; the track has always been a place of social as well as equine movement, where fortunes are made and the nouveaux riches negotiate their perilous ascent up the class ladder. The members' enclosure provides rich pickings for a canny observer and Cooper is brilliant at noticing the giveaway flourishes of the social climber, the displays of largesse and meanness that mark the gentleman from the bounder.

For it's class, far more than sex, that has always been her most intimate concern. In the late 1970s she published a guide to the subject that elaborated on Mitford's famous list of upper class "U" and "non-U terms". Though superficially very funny, its humour barely concealed the seriousness of its intentions, which can be encapsulated in the single sentence: "Mummy says pardon is a much worse word than fuck."

This loathing of the lower middle classes and their genteel, euphemistic language persists through the long lineage of the Rutshire Chronicles, novels set in a putative Gloucestershire and featuring the arch-rogue Rupert Campbell-Black. In this through-the-looking-glass version of England, toffs are either arrogant and gorgeous or chinless and sweet; virile working-class men who don't deny their roots are rough diamonds oozing sex appeal; but affectation of any kind is an instant clue that a character is Up To No Good. Here, one of the worst offenders is Bonny Richards, a ravishing actress who talks of "closure" and "my life's journey" and makes her lover, Valent Edwards, take elocution lessons, shrieking at him "It's a hangover, not an 'angover, Valent."

As for the bonking, it's all got a bit queasy of late. There's no excuse for the phrase "shaven haven" ever to be employed in print, and there's something decidedly unsettling about a scene in which a foursome involving an unwilling and underage girl is presented in any way as erotic. That said, the real love story, between Etta and the unvarnishable Valent, falters tentatively along in a deeply endearing way and is all the more appealing set against the frantic jodhpur-ripping that's taking place elsewhere.

The sexual explicitness here seems part of a wider desire to stay up to date that has, at best, mixed results. A vastly melodramatic sub-plot involving a Pakistani jockey's terrorist past is daft to the point of incredulity, while the gay vicar's romance with a hunky tree surgeon is so touching as to induce the odd sniffle, despite involving dialogue like "You saved my horse chestnut, now I'm going to save you." This is the sort of blissful silliness one looks for in a Jilly Cooper, and to have to pick it out from digressions on bombs and al-Qaida is annoying to say the least. To misuse a racing metaphor, Jump! ends up carrying far too much lead and as a result is limping a little. Key characters keep drifting out of focus, and one death in particular does not carry quite the emotional weight it should.

That's not to say, though, that Cooper has lost her near-magical ability to conjure up a world and populate it with people for whom you feel a deep affection. One suspects that she genuinely loves her jump jockeys and eco-bores, her grating majors and careless rogues (one of whom, again helpfully, actually goes by the name of Rogue). Despite the ballooning cast lists and increasingly febrile plots, she remains adept at bringing these people to such glittering, thrusting life that they feel almost real. In fact, I'll eat if my hat if when Rupert Campbell-Black finally kicks the bucket he doesn't get, at the very least, an obituary in the Telegraph, if not a full-blown state funeral.


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Q&A: Jilly Cooper

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My favourite smell? 24 Faubourg, by Hermès

Jilly Cooper was born in Essex in 1937 and brought up in Yorkshire. Her writing career began in 1956 as a cub reporter on the Middlesex Independent, and she went on to become a national newspaper columnist. Her first book, How To Stay Married, appeared in 1969. In 1985, her novel Riders was an instant bestseller, a success repeated in 1993 with The Man Who Made Husbands Jealous. Her new novel is Jump!

When were you happiest?
Tomorrow. I travel hopefully.

What is your earliest memory?
A fluffy white toy rabbit with pink silk ears on a window sill. I was two.

Which living person do you most admire, and why?
Tony McCoy – brave and dedicated jockey, and a sweet man.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Duplicity.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?
The reverse. Save me from the candid friend.

What is your most embarrassing moment?
Borrowing, without asking, a ravishing silk trouser suit from the children's nanny for a party in 1971 and irrevocably splitting the trousers.

What is your most treasured possession?
My black greyhound, Feather, and my black cat, Feral.

What would your super power be?
There'll always be an England.

What makes you unhappy?
Cruelty to the defenceless.

What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My marshmallow thighs.

What is your most unappealing habit?
Grumbling.

What is your favourite smell?
24 Faubourg, by Hermès.

What is your guiltiest pleasure?
Getting hammered on sloe gin with my daughter Emily.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My husband Leo.

What does love feel like?
If we're talking about "in love": it's blue skies, a halo round the beloved's head, feeling completely drunk but with heartbreak instead of hangovers.

What was the best kiss of your life?
With Sean Connery in the late 60s.

What has been your biggest disappointment?
Boarding school. I was convinced it would be like Mallory Towers.

When did you last cry, and why?
Very embarrassingly, when I was reading my new book for the first time. The end is a bit tear-jerking.

How do you relax?
Reading in the bath.

How often do you have sex?
I'm not answering that.

What is the closest you've ever come to death?
The Paddington train crash.

What single thing would improve the quality of your life?
A cure for Parkinson's Disease.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Adopting two children, who've brought us so much joy.

What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
Do a good deed immediately or, when you get to my age, you'll forget to.

Tell us a joke.
My father's favourite: A pigeon arranged to meet his ravishing new pigeon girlfriend at 3pm in Trafalgar Square. The minutes ticked by. By 4.30pm, it was clear she wasn't coming. Heartbroken, he was about to fly home when his girlfriend waddled up smiling radiantly, saying, "It's such a lovely day, I decided to walk."


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Why I love Jilly Cooper

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Jump!, the latest novel from Jilly Cooper, is, for at least one fan, another glorious romp full of horses, drunken heroines and villainous men

Booker prize shortlist? Whatevs. This month has been a red-letter one in my diary for way more significant literary reasons. On Thursday, Jump!, Jilly Cooper's latest novel, was published. I have already read 300 pages. Considering this is London fashion week, and as the Guardian's fashion editor I was working all weekend, this tells you something about my devotion to Jilly, who with Jump! "returns to horses with a romp through the world of jump racing".

I don't really give a toss about horses, to be honest, and, apart from my soft spot for Cooper, I read proper novels, not 700-page bonkbusters with cleavage shots on the cover. Nonetheless, she is one of my all-time heroines and something new from her is, to me, an absolute treat.

To read one of Cooper's books (for any poor souls unfamiliar with her oeuvre, the classics are, of course, Riders and Rivals) is to escape into an alternative universe in which all is right with the world. The characters have their own strict moral code. The commandments include, but are not limited to: 1) Always buy your round in the pub, however broke you are; 2) Be kind to animals; 3) If someone pops round unannounced before 11am, you must cook them a full breakfast; after 11am give them a very stiff drink; 4) Spike all conversation with as many groan-making puns as possible; garnish with occasional random chunks of Wordsworth, Housman or Shakespeare; 5) Don't be self-obsessed; 6) Don't whinge. In Jilly's world, if you play by the rules, you will always be rewarded in the end.

The books are easy to mock. There is, even I will admit, perhaps a surfeit of eyes blazing with fury, lips quivering with passion etc. The levels of alcohol consumption would have the chief medical officer up in arms, with daytime-drinking rivalling that in Mad Men. (There is also an awful lot of mild hanky-panky of the hands-up-jumpers variety. I suspect the two may be related.) But I don't care. I love that there is no bad day that can't be vastly improved by washing your hair and opening a bottle of champagne. I don't, obviously, think that the real world is actually like that, but I see no harm in the fantasy. I love her complete passion for the gorgeousness of the English countryside and her stalwart belief in the absolute right of grown women to harbour absurd and unrequited crushes on entirely unsuitable men, just for fun.

So far, in Jump! our heroine, Etta, a sweet-natured and still-jolly-pretty widow with ghastly bossy, social-climbing grown-up children and bratty grandchildren, has moved to the idyllic Cotswold village of Willowwood (idyllic Cotswold villages being the setting for Jilly World), and through an unlikely series of events (but who cares?) rescued a horse that (whaddyaknow!) is turning out to be a world-beating jump- racer, through whose connections Etta is now hanging out with long-term Jilly bad-boy Rupert Campbell-Black (always described as "divine"), his wife Taggie ("saintly") and jockey goddaughter Amber ("delectable"). I can't tell you any more, as I still have 400 glorious pages to read. For which reason, all is right with the world.


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Jilly Cooper honoured for 'services to horseracing'

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Eclipse Cup recognises author's contribution in her novels to promoting the 'terrific fun' to be had at the races

From the Cheltenham Gold Cup to the Grand National, horseracing trophies pepper the pages of Jilly Cooper's latest romp. Now, the bestselling author has been awarded a cup of her own for "services to the social side of racing".

Horseracing magazine Eclipse was inspired to create the Eclipse Cup award by Cooper's new bestseller, the jauntily titled Jump! which follows the adventures of beautiful widow Etta Bancroft and her motley racing syndicate as they enter their horse, Mrs Wilkinson, in races around the country. The magazine hopes the novel will help encourage more people to attend horse races: around 75% of race-goers only attend once a year.

"Horseracing is a vast and complicated subject and various racing organisations, committees, and marketing agencies have been wracking their brains for years as to how to communicate in an attractive and accessible way the sheer fun and thrill that is to be experienced at a day at the races," said Eclipsemagazine.co.uk editor Karen Taylor.

"Jilly has obviously done a huge amount of research and combined it with her own experiences of exercising racehorses, part-owning a racehorse as a member of a syndicate and visiting the races herself. Remarkably, she has managed to weave that huge jumble of information into a fast-paced and captivating story that showcases racing – both the highlights and the darker sides – in a fantastically exciting way."

Cooper, who has previously been given an OBE for services to literature as well as a lifetime achievement prize from the British Book awards, said she was "bowled over" by the Eclipse award. "I'd love it if my new book could introduce a new generation of racing converts to enjoy the same fun I've had," said the author, who had an "absolute riot" while writing and researching the novel.

"The National Hunt crowd were so friendly and welcoming, I've always adored horses and here was an opportunity to meet and make friends with trainers, owners, jockeys and horses I've hero-worshipped for years," she said. "As part of my research, I joined a syndicate and became part-owner of a beautiful dark brown gelding Monty's Salvo, trained by Nicky Henderson, and had terrific fun going to racecourses around the country. Winning a race is thrilling, syndicate members invariably hug each other to bits immediately afterwards. The trick is to be standing at the moment of victory beside a syndicate member you fancy like mad."


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Books of the year

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Jonathan Franzen's family epic, a new collection from Seamus Heaney, Philip Larkin's love letters, a memoir centred on tiny Japanese sculptures ... which books most excited our writers this year?

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

In Red Dust Road (Picador) Jackie Kay writes lucidly and honestly about being the adopted black daughter of white parents, about searching for her white birth mother and Nigerian birth father, and about the many layers of identity. She has a rare ability to portray sentiment with absolutely no sentimentality. Isabel Wilkerson's The Warmth of Other Suns (Random House) is a fresh and wonderful history of African-American migration. Chang-rae Lee's The Surrendered (Little, Brown) is a grave, beautiful novel about people who experienced the Korean war and the war's legacy. And David Remnick's The Bridge (Picador) is a thorough and well-written biography of Barack Obama. The many Americans who believe invented biographical details about Obama would do well to read it.

John Banville

William James, brother of the – in some quarters – more famous Henry, was that rarest of beings, a philosopher who wrote clear, elegant and exciting prose. In The Heart of William James (Harvard University Press), James's biographer Robert Richardson has put together a dazzling selection of this great thinker's work, with perfectly judged short pieces to usher in each of the selections.

Tony Judt, too, had a wonderful prose style, and his little book The Memory Chalet (William Heinemann), a collection of autobiographical essays, is beautiful and moving. Although Judt, who suffered from motor neurone disease, died earlier this year, this late work is more sustaining than sad.

Death stalks the pages of Seamus Heaney's collection Human Chain (Faber), but as we would expect from this most affirmative and celebratory of poets, the book in the end is really a meditation on life in all its fleeting sweetness.

Julian Barnes

Unfit for life, unsure of love, unschooled in sex, but good at washing up: Philip Larkin, in Letters to Monica (Faber), lays out his all-too-self-aware catalogue of reasons for being uncheerful. The reader is made slightly cheerful by the thought of not having had Larkin's life, but very cheerful that poems of such truth, wit and beauty emerged from it.

If Larkin represents native genius in its costive English form, Stephen Sondheim represents the fecund American version: Finishing the Hat (Virgin Books) is not just a book of lyrics (with cut and variant versions) but an exuberance of memories, principles, anecdotes, criticism and self-criticism.

Edmund de Waal's The Hare with Amber Eyes (Chatto & Windus) unexpectedly combines a micro craft-form with macro history to great effect.

Mary Beard

The most moving book of the year for me was Tony Judt's Ill Fares the Land (Allen Lane) – a powerful "living will" written as Judt succumbed to the complete paralysis of motor neurone disease. It is a marvellous denunciation of modern politics ("Something is profoundly wrong with how we live today"), written with all the grace and intensity that only the dying can muster.

On a cheerier note, I have only just caught up with Reaktion's series of books on animals. Robert Irwin's quizzical investigation of the Camel (one hump and two) and Deirdre Jackson's elegant exploration of the frankly rather dull life of the Lion will appeal even to those who would never normally pick up a book on the natural world.

William Boyd

Stephen Sondheim, who has just turned 80, is the unrivalled genius in the world of musical theatre with five or six masterworks that have redefined the form. A superb, generous melodist and a lyricist up there with Cole Porter and Noël Coward, Sondheim has now given us Finishing the Hat. His detailed commentary on his wonderful songs is honest, shrewd and fascinating. The ideal fix for Sondheim addicts.

Poetry addicts, meanwhile, should swiftly acquire Oliver Reynolds's latest collection, Hodge (Areté Books) – poems of beautiful precision that reveal their secrets slowly. And Samko Tále's Cemetery Book (Garnett Press) by the Slovak writer Daniela Kapitánová offers us, in a superb translation by Julia Sherwood, one of the strangest and most compelling voices I have come across in years. Muriel Spark meets Russell Hoban. An astonishing, dark and scabrous novel.

Anthony Browne

I was fascinated by the fattest book I read, Freedom by Jonathan Franzen (Fourth Estate), an epic novel that tells a funny and moving story of an American family unravelling in the first few years after 9/11. It's about the problems that come with liberty, seen through the lives of what at first seems like the perfect couple.

In contrast, my second choice is a small, exquisite picture book, Eric by Shaun Tan (Templar). This is the tale of a strange foreign exchange student, told from the point of view of the host family. Eric is drawn as a tiny, shadowy figure living in a world of giants. The narrator hints at the "cultural things" that divide them. This is a true picture book in that the illustrations tell as much as the words do, and is that relatively rare thing: a picture book appealing equally to both adults and children.

AS Byatt

I bought Rowan Williams's book, Dostoevsky (Continuum), because I have always needed to understand Dostoevsky's Christianity in order to understand how he shaped his characters. Williams's account of that is a revelation. He is also a good reader of the novels and often sharply witty. I liked his chapter on the Devil. I was moved and excited by Edmund de Waal's The Hare with Amber Eyes. My choices also include one novel – Neel Mukherjee's sharp, sad and lively A Life Apart (Constable) – and one book of short stories – Yiyun Li's Gold Boy, Emerald Girl (Fourth Estate). She is becoming, indeed is, a great short story writer. Seamus Heaney's Human Chain is a wonderful collection. The poems connecting personal grief with Aeneas's journey to the underworld are brilliantly quiet and profoundly moving.

Jonathan Coe

Some of the most important publishing events take place quietly, behind the scenes, far away from the clamour and hype surrounding prize announcements and the impatient quest for the Next Big Literary Thing. I spent much of this year back in the 18th century, trying to rediscover the roots of English satire, and one of the landmark publications for me was the appearance of Jonathan Swift's A Tale of a Tub and Other Works (edited by Marcus Walsh) in its definitive Cambridge edition. It's heartening to know, not just that one of our greatest writers is finally being given the editorial treatment he deserves, but that such a quixotically ambitious publishing series can still be contemplated in the digital age.

Alasdair Gray, of course, is one of the most Swiftian of contemporary writers, and – returning to the 21st century – surely there was no more handsome book published this year than Alasdair Gray: A Life in Pictures (Canongate). The illustrations are as lavish, and the text as eccentric, as even the most optimistic Gray admirer could have wished.

Jilly Cooper

I adored One Day by David Nicholls (Hodder). An exquisitely written love story, it describes the passionate attraction yet reluctance to commit of two opposites: Dexter, a charming, promiscuous public-school Adonis, and clever, chippy, idealistic working-class Emma. As they slide in and out of affairs, marriage to other people, having children and careers which soar and nosedive, one longs for them to get it together.

I also loved Comfort and Joy by India Knight (Fig Tree), a hilarious, bawdy yet touching portrait of Christmas over three years. In a desperate attempt to achieve harmony for the sake of the children, Clara, the enchanting heroine, invites a vast extended family of parents, steps-in-laws, embattled ex-husbands, warring couples and lame-duck friends to stay.

William Dalrymple

My favourite book this year was Under the Sun: The Letters of Bruce Chatwin (Jonathan Cape). Chatwin was a writer blessed with three remarkable gifts: he was a thinker of genuine originality, a reader of astonishing erudition and, above all, a writer of breathtaking prose. All these gifts are on display in his letters, and they are a reminder of just how much we lost with his death. He was also one of the few major British writers who knew and loved the Islamic world.

I certainly don't share Christopher Hitchens's views on Islam, but I loved his witty memoir, Hitch-22 (Atlantic), which had me laughing out loud at a rate of once every other page. The best jokes are in the chapter about Salman Rushdie, and I have had great fun trying (and failing) to beat Rushdie in a literary game that Hitch and he invented: renaming Shakespeare plays with new titles in the style of Robert Ludlum– so The Merchant of Venice becomes "The Rialto Sanction", Hamlet is "The Elsinore Vacillation" and Macbeth becomes "The Dunsinane Reforestation".

Finally Rushdie's own Luka and the Fire of Life (Jonathan Cape) gave great pleasure: he has shown that he is also - rather unexpectedly - one of our best writers for children. I am currently reading it out to my boys at bedtime, and they are both loving it.

Roddy Doyle

Amy Bloom's collection Where the God of Love Hangs Out (Granta) is brilliant. The stories are shocking and lovely. Willy Vlautin's Lean on Pete (Faber) is only brilliant; I hated finishing it. Joseph O'Connor's Ghost Light (Harvill Secker) is absolutely brilliant – a beautifully written love story and, somehow, a chunk of Irish social and political history. There's a section in the middle of Emma Donoghue's Room (Picador) that reminded me of reading Catch 22 when I was 15 – the same excitement, the same "I've never read anything like this before". The whole book is absolutely f**kin' brilliant.

Margaret Drabble

Hilary Spurling's biography of Pearl Buck, Burying the Bones (Profile), is a remarkable and shocking work, full of immensely difficult material so thoroughly absorbed and so well organised that the reader risks underestimating the art and skill that lie behind this strange account of missionary hardship in China and worldly success in the west. The violent history of China in the early years of the 20th century forms a turbulent backdrop, and Buck's reputation as a novelist takes second place to the story of her singular life and times.

Stevie Davies, in Into Suez (Parthian Books), also tackles historical material in a novel that personalises the forces of imperialism and the British class system as it moves with ease from Egypt immediately after the second world war to the 21st century and back again. Davies has a fine eye for colour and place, and a keen recall of the sensations of childhood, and her characters are full of quirks and eccentricities while telling the story of a whole generation.

Helen Dunmore

If depression took a form, what would it be? Winston Churchill, like Samuel Johnson, cast his melancholia as a black dog. In Rebecca Hunt's Mr Chartwell (Fig Tree), Churchill's dog becomes brutally and absurdly real as he arrives to sink his teeth into the life of a young widow. The richness of Hunt's language and the hidden patterns that link Esther Hammerhans and Churchill make this first novel a vivid, moving delight.

For many years, the poet Lawrence Sail has produced a new poem each Christmas, and now these are collected in Songs of the Darkness (Enitharmon Press), which is as starkly truthful about winter and darkness as it is about the frail threads of hope that light the season.

Geoff Dyer

People seemed to get their knickers in a right old twist over David Shields's Reality Hunger: A Manifesto (Hamish Hamilton), a subtler and more nuanced book than the "Is-the-novel-dead-(again)?" controversy it generated. Full of bits filched from other people's books, it was highly original, consistently stimulating – and it nudged me, belatedly, towards the work of David Markson, whom I started reading a couple of months after he died. First published in the US in 2001, Markson's This Is Not a Novel finally waded across the Atlantic – courtesy of the enterprising CB Editions – this year. A swirl of unattributed quotations from other authors, an energising expression of readerly ennui and a meditation on mortality, it felt like a book one had unconsciously been waiting to discover. Let's hope this is the beginning of a Markson . . . I was going to say revival, but first we need a proper vival.

Dave Eggers

Marlon James's The Book of Night Women (Oneworld Publications) is one of those contemporary masterpieces that seems like it came out of the author's head, fait accompli. But of course it didn't. James is just a great writer, and he's conjured a complete and believable world – 18th-century Jamaica – and has got so deep inside his characters, most of them slaves on a sugar plantation, that the reading experience is immersive: any time you put the book down to, say, drive a car or get a sandwich, it's a shock. It pulls no punches, so be prepared to be knocked sideways.

Richard Ford

Only two novels made my heart beat faster in the past 12 months. One was The Privileges (Corsair), by an already acclaimed young American named Jonathan Dee. Depending on whom you believe (the critic James Wood and I diverge), The Privileges is either a novel of curetting ironies about a young Gotham family that gets rich (but also gets "poor") on the financial bubble now burst, and loses its soul; or else – my view – it's a spot-on, straightforward, not especially ironical family saga about the same subject; and is full not of lost souls but of interesting, layered characters you might come to empathise with and not forget. Either way, it's tone-perfect, ingenious in its acuity about modern life. It seems to have the right words for everything. It's blazingly funny. And it's unabashedly serious. I loved it.

The other memorable book was The Pregnant Widow by Martin Amis (Jonathan Cape). There certainly isn't a brilliant novelist in English that the English (and American) reading populace takes more stunningly for granted than Amis. He's what we'd over here call the "pound-for-pound" English sentence writer. OK, this novel is about seemingly serious business: the social order, the sexual revolution, the "M" word (morals), societal change with a big "C". But I just came back day after day for the sentences, the wit, the fully internalised cultural nous. This book has that rare and wonderful quality of taking the reader into a charmed confidence he's not quite sure he deserves, but that he (in my case) wouldn't miss for the world.

Antonia Fraser

My two favourites this year were a novel that reads like history and a historical study which reads like a novel. Heartstone by CJ Sansom (Mantle) is the latest in the adventures of Master Matthew Shardlake, the hunchback lawyer who finds himself wherever in the 16th century the scene is darkest, most cruel – and most exciting. This particular book centres on Henry VIII's great warship the Mary Rose, getting ready on the south coast of England to invade France; readers of so-called real history will know in advance what will happen to the ship and those aboard, but none of this detracts from the intricacies of the plot.

Operation Mincemeat by Ben Macintyre (Bloomsbury) concerns what is in effect a spy story of the second world war: the elaborate plot to plant counter-information about the projected invasion of southern Europe by the allies, with the use of a corpse belonging to an innocent bystander. Le Carré never did better in his prime.

Stephen Frears

The Hare with Amber Eyes, Edmund de Waal's account of two journeys: that of his diasporic family, the great Jewish banking Ephrussi dynasty, who came from Odessa to Paris and Vienna, and on to Croydon and Tunbridge Wells; and that of the 246 netsuke figures which lay hidden during the German occupation in a mattress used by the lady's maid Anna before returning to Japan. Highlights include Charles, the 19th-century art collector, who can be seen in one of Renoir's paintings and who is the prototype for Swann; and Hitler and Goebbels arriving in Vienna after the Anschluss. Elegant. Modest. Tragic. Homeric.

And I choose Duncan Hamilton's biography Harold Larwood (Quercus), if only for the amount of beer Arthur Carr would pour into the demon Nottinghamshire bowler before unleashing him.

John Gray

John Ashbery's Collected Poems 1956-1987, edited by Mark Ford (Carcanet), is a book I found inexhaustible. Possibly the greatest living English-speaking poet and one of the most prolific, Ashbery takes language to its limits, so that words serve as pointers to shifting experiences that elude description. Containing his masterpiece "Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror", one of the most penetrating 20th-century meditations on what it means to be human, this collection succeeded in stirring my thoughts as well as delighting me.

The Perpetual Race of Achilles and the Tortoise by Jorge Luis Borges (Penguin Classics) is a collection of short pieces in which the Argentine ponders the great metaphysical questions with playful scepticism and ranges happily over his favourite writers, poets and films. In the 18 selections here – on Oscar Wilde and GK Chesterton, Alfred Hitchcock, the Arabian Nights, the joy he felt when Paris was liberated from the Nazis and his tranquil acceptance of his blindness, among other things – Borges demonstrates that profundity and wit need not be at odds. These little essays are morsels of sheer intellectual pleasure.

Tessa Hadley

William Dalrymple's Nine Lives (Bloomsbury) came out in paperback this year. He tells the stories of nine individuals in India and Pakistan, all steeped in one kind of religious practice or another: a Jain nun, a singer of Rajasthani epic, a sculptor carving gods in Tamil Nadu, a woman in a trance in a Sufi shrine in Sindh. He earns their stories through his personal involvement and careful listening; he insists on the persisting importance of their visions and traditions in our contemporary world. His touch as a writer is so fine – exact, sensual, charged with history and politics. No mystification, just authentic mystery.

It's as if I've chosen one book in hot colour, one in black and white. I'm reading Colm Tóibín's new book of stories, The Empty Family (Penguin). Tóibín doesn't write like anybody else: his spare sentences carve out new spaces in our collective thought. The protagonists here are usually solitaries – unattached gay men in middle age, Lady Gregory lonely in her marriage, a girl in Menorca taking possession alone of the house she's inherited. They know they are missing out on the heat of family life and relationships; they're half sorry but they're also half relieved. It's not love that's redemptive in these stories, only hungry life itself: the solidities of landscape and cityscape, the intricacies of history, the physics of the grey waves of the sea, a glass of cold beer in a bar. The mood is sad but the joy is in the sentences: exhilarating, penetrating, fresh.

David Hare

Does it matter if Freedom is the kind of book of which you approve? Does it matter if it conforms to your theoretical agenda for the future of the novel? Is it the exact novel you yourself would write if, of course, you ever got round to writing one? Who cares? Far more important is the fact that, for as long as you're reading it, Jonathan Franzen pulls off the extraordinary feat of making the lives of his characters more real to you than your own life. He writes with fabulous assurance about sex, death and the environment – three things we keep reading that novelists can't manage any more.

Another treat was The Ghosts of Belfast, which I bought at an American airport. In the UK it's less helpfully sold as The Twelve (Vintage). Stuart Neville takes one of today's defining subjects – truth and reconciliation – and writes a crime novel about the dishonesty and violence necessary to the success of the peace process in Northern Ireland. Great subject, great thriller.

Eric Hobsbawm

Two excellent books this year remind me of some of my own past researches: John A Davis's The Jews of San Nicandro (Yale University Press) is about the Italian peasants who converted to Judaism; and Charles Van Onselen's Masked Raiders: Irish Banditry in Southern Africa (ZebraPress, Cape Town).

Michael Holroyd

Andrew McConnell Stott's The Pantomime Life of Joseph Grimaldi (Canongate) presents Grimaldi's extraordinary stage career from the late 18th to the early 19th centuries not only as a record of the British theatre at a time of revolution but also as an extreme visual satire on political and social events. The book is full of wonderful descriptions of how this manic yet poignant clown beat off competition from talented animals (the dancing horse, the singing duck, the mathematical pig) as well as from infant prodigies in frilly costumes, to become the "supreme comic being, part-child, part-nightmare". He had a magical effect on audiences who, on seeing their friend Joey on stage, forgot all the torment and anxiety of their lives outside the theatre.

Sjeng Scheijen's Diaghilev: A Life (Profile Books) is a highly detailed and impressive account of his subject's career. We are shown Diaghilev, like the leader of a superior coalition, gathering a team of all the talents – composers, choreographers, dancers, singers, writers, painters – and giving them a new aesthetic agenda. He emerges as a man of action and of imagination, of ruthless and relentless charm and devastating ambition: not always sympathetic, but almost always inspirational.

Jackie Kay

Kazuo Ishiguro writes brilliantly about nostalgia. In Nocturnes (Faber), his rich and satisfying quintet of stories – each playing a different piece of music – the characters' voices are as rich as the music itself, striking true notes about the nature of love, regret, choices and roads not taken.

Another wonderful collection of stories to emerge was Petina Gappah's An Elegy for Easterly (Faber): an impressive cast of characters and stories emerge in Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe, with fighting spirit, making you think about survival, love and grief.

Rupert Thomson's moving memoir This Party's Got to Stop (Granta) is a surprisingly funny study of grief. Three brothers move back into their father's house. It's a riot and tear-jerkingly sad.

AL Kennedy

I would highly recommend Portrait of an Addict as a Young Man by Bill Clegg (Jonathan Cape). I haven't read a book at a single sitting for a long while, but this held me for the duration – it's an honest and wonderfully crafted book by a man as intoxicated by language as he was by crack. Not at all the standard recovery memoir, it has real literary depth and complexity of construction without seeming in any way contrived.

I would also mention Derren Brown's Confessions of a Conjuror (Channel 4) – in some ways an oddly similar book in its levels of intimacy and self-awareness. It combines a playfully baroque prose style with pinpoint observation and almost excruciating levels of self-examination, if not loathing. It's a fascinating experience.

Hanif Kureishi

Gary Greenberg's Manufacturing Depression (Bloomsbury) is a witty sprint through the attempts of psychiatrists and scientists to reduce myriad forms of mental distress – always better described by poets than neuroscientists – to a single illness treatable by a pill. By 2005, 10% of the American population were using antidepressants.

If doctors are the real dealers, Mike Jay's High Society: Mind-Altering Drugs in History and Culture (Thames & Hudson) is a vivid report on the other side of drugs, the ones which get you high and give you pleasure rather than pretend to make you well. (They're less likely to be placebos, too.)

Renata Salecl's Choice (Profile Books) is an informative inquiry into our present illusions of freedom and agency, and the madness they can create. She writes well about the political use of anxiety and insecurity as a form of social control. And she says: "When any idea is glorified in a particular society at a particular time, it is necessary to be cautious about it." Big Society, anyone?

David Kynaston

I enjoyed Juliet Gardiner's panoramic, insightful survey of The Thirties (HarperCollins); Jehanne Wake's superbly researched Sisters of Fortune (Chatto & Windus), about four American heiresses (1788-1874) who took old Europe by storm; Henrietta Heald's equally thorough William Armstrong: Magician of the North (Northumbria Press), the life of a major, remarkably various Victorian; and Harry Ricketts's Strange Meetings: The Poets of the Great War (Chatto & Windus), a haunting, almost cinematic group biography.

My book of the year, though, is Philip Larkin's Letters to Monica. Thrillingly, one encounters here a very different Larkin from the earlier Selected Letters: more domestic, sometimes – but only sometimes – more humane, and often touchingly vulnerable, not least about poems that would come to be seen as among his finest. "You are the one," Monica Jones reassured him at one low point, and for English poetry in the third quarter of the 20th century he surely was.

Nick Laird

I liked Christopher Ricks's True Friendship (Yale) very much, and collections by Alan Gillis (Here Comes the Night, The Gallery Press), Jo Shapcott (Of Mutability, Faber) and the American poet Timothy Donnelly (The Cloud Corporation, Wave Books).

The most frightening book of the year was John Lanchester's astute and funny dissection of the financial meltdown, Whoops! Why Everyone Owes Everyone and No One Can Pay (Penguin).

David Lodge

The distinguished liberal theologian John Hick, now in his late 80s, uses the neglected form of the Platonic dialogue to treat the currently hot topic of the grounds for religious faith and the arguments against it, in Between Faith and Doubt: Dialogues on Religion and Reason (Palgrave Macmillan). Although he makes his own position clear – a non-dogmatic belief in transcendence which draws for inspiration on all the great world religions – the work is not didactic, and scepticism gets a fair crack of the whip. Most readers of whatever persuasion (or none) will find their assumptions and prejudices challenged at some point.

The novelist Tim Parks's Teach Us to Sit Still: A Sceptic's Search for Health and Healing (Harvill Secker) is an unclassifiable book about his quest for the cure of an undiagnosable condition, a chronic and painful one best described in the medical literature as "a headache in the pelvis". Against all his assumptions and prejudices, he finds relief eventually in New Age-style meditation, but his journey is inward as well as outward, and involves a brutally honest, darkly comic self-examination of his life and character, written with Parks's usual stylistic verve. No mature male reader could fail to be gripped by this story, alternately wincing and laughing in sympathy – but my wife found it equally absorbing.

Hilary Mantel

If God ordained men should rule over women, how can a woman ever rule a nation? This question perplexed medieval Europe, and in She-Wolves (Faber) the young historian Helen Castor explores it with energy and flair, taking as her leading ladies four formidable English queens who preceded the Tudors. Each of these women challenged what was seen as the natural order, and Castor makes their complex stories highly readable, exciting and thought-provoking.

Pankaj Mishra

Is short fiction, with its necessarily fragmentary form and brisk epiphanies, better placed than the panoramic novel to capture the weird disjointedness and partial visions of modern life? Certainly, I was more captivated this year by short stories than long novels. David Means's fourth collection The Spot (Faber) confirms him as a writer with a distinctive, ceaselessly surprising sensibility. Set in China, Yiyun Li's Gold Boy, Emerald Girl illuminates some of the strangest corners of human experience. The Collected Stories of Deborah Eisenberg (Picador US) offers a bracing retrospective of one of America's most intelligent and worldly writers.

In non-fiction, I much admired John Calvert's Sayyid Qutb and the Origins of Radical Islamism (C Hurst & Co). Set against the specific context of nation-building in Egypt, it shrewdly describes a recurrent but little-understood political journey from secular liberalism to violent extremism. I cannot recommend highly enough The Fear of Barbarians: Beyond the Clash of Civilizations (University of Chicago Press), Tzvetan Todorov's characteristically wise take on the new politics of hysteria in Europe and America.

Blake Morrison

In a very good year for books – Jonathan Franzen's novel Freedom, Seamus Heaney's collection Human Chain, Philip Larkin's Letters to Monica, Howard Jacobson's Booker-winning The Finkler Question (Bloomsbury), Jane Miller's candid thoughts on getting older, Crazy Age (Virago) – special mention to two publications from smaller presses. Friedrich Christian Delius's Portrait of the Mother as a Young Woman, excellently translated by Jamie Bulloch (Peirene), tells the story of a young German woman in Rome in 1943: the single 117-page sentence, covering just an hour-long walk, contains multitudes. John Lucas's memoir Next Year Will Be Better (Five Leaves Publications) recalls in astonishing and celebratory detail the sounds, tastes and smells of England in the 1950s, with particular attention paid to poetry and jazz.

Andrew Motion

The six novels shortlisted for the Man Booker, which I chaired this year, all speak for themselves. When the prize-reading was done, I had particular pleasure reading Sarah Bakewell's ingeniously organised and wittily wise life of Montaigne, How to Live (Chatto), Alexandra Harris's Romantic Moderns (Thames & Hudson) – an exceptionally well-written and deeply illuminating account of mid-20th- century British writers and painters – and The Mirabelles by Annie Freud (Picador): original, moving, smart and memorable.

David Nicholls

Paul Murray's Skippy Dies (Hamish Hamilton) is a brilliant depiction of the heaven and hell of male adolescence. Sam Lipsyte's The Ask (Old Street Publishing) is funny, smart and mean, and I also admired Tim Pears's heartbreaking Landed (William Heinemann) and Philip Roth's Nemesis (Jonathan Cape). But Candia McWilliam's much-praised memoir What to Look for in Winter (Jonathan Cape) is my favourite book of the year, startlingly honest, wry, sad and wise.

Craig Raine

Frances Stonor Saunders's The Woman Who Shot Mussolini (Faber) moves from close-up (the nick in Mussolini's nose left by the bullet) to a kind of Google Earth. This riveting biography of Violet Gibson – a forgotten, pitiable, slightly potty, peripheral figure – also encompasses the deranged psyche of the 20th century. A bygone world in a grain of true grit.

Hearing Ourselves Think by Philip Hancock (Smiths Knoll) is crammed with unpoetic qualia from the world of City and Guilds. Hancock left school at 16 to take up an apprenticeship. Twenty-odd years ago, the former probation officer Simon Armitage founded the Democratic People's Republic of Poetry. Hancock is a citizen – with a commonsense understanding that technical drawing, Halfords, The Dukes of Hazzard, Everton Mints and Frank Spencer can hold their own in poetry.

Ian Rankin

Must You Go? (Weidenfeld) is Antonia Fraser's story of her life with Harold Pinter, presented in the form of her diary entries. Great figures from recent (literary) history flit though its pages, but what really engages is the sense of life and love intertwining.

Many of us north of the border were dumbfounded when James Robertson's novel And the Land Lay Still (Hamish Hamilton) failed even to make the Booker longlist. This is Robertson's sweeping history of life and politics in 20th-century Scotland. Bold, discursive and deep, it should not be ignored.

Saul Bellow's Letters (Penguin Classics) takes us deep into the fertile mind of one of the US's most interesting novelists. There are spats, divorces, and revelations throughout. I had renewed admiration for the man by the end of this book, and wanted to reread his novels.

I am a sucker for books about music and the music industry, and Nick Kent's Apathy for the Devil (Faber) held me spellbound. Kent's first interviews as a fledgling rock journalist were with the MC5, the Stooges, Captain Beefheart, the Grateful Dead and Lou Reed. If that list whets your appetite, you can be sure that Kent delivers.

Helen Simpson

Martin Stannard's Muriel Spark: The Biography (Phoenix) was fascinating despite its occasionally hamstrung tone (yes, Spark invited Stannard to write her biography, saying "Treat me as though I were dead," but – Spark being Spark – this can't have been easy). What is clear from this scrupulous account of her 88 years is that she always put her writing first. How did she produce so much? "I've nothing else to do. I've put myself in that position." Immune to emotional blackmail, refusing to play the victim, she was big on revenge for even the slightest of slights, and refused to cook, clean or go downstairs in front of men ("I have a fear of being pushed from behind").

It would be interesting to know what Philippa Perry would have made of her. Couch Fiction (Palgrave Macmillan) is Perry's clever, funny account of a psychotherapy case study, and makes good use of the graphic novel's format, thought and speech bubbles appearing side by side within the same frame.

Tom Stoppard

I started the year by reading a dozen books on the Wall Street implosion. Even if you're bored with it all, The Big Short by Michael Lewis (Allen Lane) is unmissable: and if you're not, How Markets Fail by John Cassidy (Penguin) has the best, deepest backstory, and is as well written as you would expect from someone who covers economics for the New Yorker.

This year, too, I enormously enjoyed the last 518 pages of Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections (Fourth Estate), which I had put aside in 2001 to read when I had time. I am now on page 14 of Freedom. Highly recommended.

Paul Theroux

It was EB White who said: "An Englishman is not happy until he has explained America." Jonathan Raban ought to be very happy on this score, because his Driving Home: An American Scrapbook (Picador) – essays about everything from Sarah Palin and Barack Obama to John Muir and Gore Vidal – explains the State of the Union, and Raban continues to be the most resourceful refugee on our shores. I greatly admired The Last Stand by Nathaniel Philbrick (Bodley Head), a parallel account of Custer and Sitting Bull; and I liked having a chance to find more nuances in Madame Bovary in the new Lydia Davis translation (Penguin Classics) and read it blissfully as though floating, as Flaubert puts it in a different context, "in a river of milk".

Adam Thirlwell

I've happily discovered an entire new publisher, Visual Editions, who specialise in what they call "visual reading". And in my love of new and hybrid fictional forms I've read and reread two books with pictures. There was Wilson by Daniel Clowes (Jonathan Cape), a very short, very funny and very sad graphic novel. And I loved Animalinside (Sylph Editions/New Directions) – a small series of small fictions by the Hungarian novelist László Krasznahorkai, with images by Max Neumann. In them, Krasznahorkai invents a way of miming the way a dog might talk: or even, not quite a dog. The stories are translated by Ottilie Mulzet, while George Szirtes has translated two of Krasznahorkai's novels, including War and War (New Directions). Via both translators, Krasznahorkai's looping sentences seem to me to be drastically original.

Colm Tóibín

David Grossman's To the End of the Land (Jonathan Cape) and David Malouf's Ransom (Vintage) deal with war and families; one is set in contemporary Israel and the other in ancient Greece. Both dramatise with breathtaking skill what is intimate and personal; they place their vulnerable people in the foreground against the background filled with recognition of the pain and damage that war causes. Both books have an extraordinary emotional charge.

In poetry, Seamus Heaney's Human Chain contains some of his best work – elegiac, beautifully controlled and crafted. And in the public world, both John Lanchester's Whoops! and Fintan O'Toole's Enough Is Enough (Faber) manage to explain the financial crisis with wit and passion; but more than anything else, both writers offer pure clarity in their interpretation and explanation of how we got here.

Rose Tremain

America's current agitation about its moral standing in the world is powerfully captured in two extraordinary books: Philip Roth's Nemesis and Jonathan Franzen's Freedom. In these works of fiction, my old friend and mentor Malcolm Bradbury's assertion that "the imagination is the best pathway through troubled times" is brilliantly vindicated.

In Nemesis, Roth's best novel for some time, a young man of impeccable fitness and stern moral character, Bucky Cantor, takes a summer job as playground director in a Newark school  in 1944. When a polio epidemic arrives, Bucky knows that he should stay to help the children through this fearful time, yet chooses instead to leave to join his girlfriend at a summer camp in the Pocono mountains. Torn between elation at his escape and guilt at his dereliction of duty, Bucky waits in agony for the punishment he knows must one day fall on him. Roth's message has a deadly clarity: if you know what's right and you turn aside from it, you will never fully recover.

In Franzen's Freedom, the Berglund family, mid-western suburbanites who might have lived quiet, unimpeachable lives, find themselves enslaved to the multiple possibilities – sexual, material and political – available to them in a society where the moral compass is helplessly spinning. Like Ian McEwan, Franzen has both the accomplished miniaturist's eye for telling everyday detail and a sophisticated understanding of the contemporary big picture. His choice of a consoling ending doesn't diminish the novel's message: freedom abused can maim and kill.

Jeanette Winterson

For two millennia women have heard how our brains are too small, our wombs too big, our blood too thin or too cold, or how we are too weak/excitable/nervous (supply your own adjective) to do whatever it is we were thinking of doing. Since the 1970s we have been getting even and getting equal, but just when you thought it was OK to do rocket science, along comes neuroscience to tell us it's all in the hardwiring of our brains, and really, women don't have the connections – and I don't mean the ones in the boardroom. Cordelia Fine's brilliant book Delusions of Gender (Icon) debunks the likes of Simon Baron-Cohen, dressed up in one of his brother's outfits as a mad scientist, waving mobiles at newborn babies to see if the boys are more "interested" than the girls.

Jackie Kay's poetry readings have audiences alternately weeping with laughter and just weeping, and her autobiography in search of her blood parents does the same. Red Dust Road is a lovely book, thoughtful and high-spirited, registering loss and love alike.

Jo Shapcott is such a good poet, with a sensitive ear and a gutsy voice. Her collection Of Mutability is about transformation – and that includes decay, life in its leaving as well as its celebrating. This is a book to shove in your pocket and take for a walk, reading one poem at a time, and listening to the voice in your head.

Compiled by Ginny Hooker

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Iain Banks
1 "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." So begins Chapter 82 of which novel?
2 In Our Man in Havana by Graham Greene, identical copies of which book provide the code Wormold uses to communicate with his bosses in the British secret service?
3 Which AI is also known as The One Who Walked the Skylines of Dusk with Debris Held Aloft Above his Head, and in which novel, by whom?

John Banville
1 Who was the shadow of the waxwing slain?
2 What is the paltry nude starting on?
3 Where did Caligula encounter the Czar?

Mary Beard

1 A "new" poem of which "Greek Muse" was found in 2004, written on the scrap paper packed into an Egyptian mummy – complaining about the onset of middle age, and of knees too stiff to dance?
2 A politician who fell foul of the Emperor Augustus and killed himself – and one of the most famous poets of the 1st century BC. His only poem to survive (celebrating Julius Caesar) was discovered on an Egyptian rubbish dump in 1978. Who is he?
3 2010 saw the first publication of a lost essay by one of the most famous ancient doctors. "On the avoidance of pain" was about the loss of his books in a fire in 192AD and it turned up on a manuscript in a library in Thessaloniki. Who was the author?

Jilly Cooper
1 What is the name of the brave horse who galloped the good news all the way from Ghent to Aix in Robert Browning's poem?
2 In Matthew Arnold's epic poem "Sohrab and Rustum", what was the name of Rustum's horse, who cried real tears when his master's son was slain?
3 Who was the donkey who carried Robert Louis Stevenson on his Travels with a Donkey in the Cévennes?

Helen Dunmore
1 Which composer connects Henry James and George Crabbe?
2 Which hero of a bestselling novel composes the opera Breakfast with the Borgias?
3 Which composer's stay in the Balearics was not an idyll of sun and sand, and who wrote about it?

Geoff Dyer
To which writers do the following quotations refer?
1 "A second-rate writer and a Willy wet-leg."
2 "The enemy of all mankind, you are, full of the lust of enmity. It is not the hatred of falsehood which inspires you. It is the hatred of people, of flesh and blood. It is a perverted, mental blood-lust . . ."
3 "Nothing but old fags and cabbage-stumps of quotations from the Bible and the rest, stewed in the juice of deliberate, journalistic dirty-mindedness – what old and hard-worked staleness, masquerading as the all-new!"

Antonia Fraser
1 What is the un-English connection between John Milton and Andrew Marvell?
2 What is the connection between Willa Cather, the Queen of France and the Emperor Claudius?
3 Which is the odd one out: Edward, Scott, Burgo or Edward?

David Hare
Here are three great passages from three great plays. Identify play and playwright.
1 "Caviare's good with vodka but it's all down to how you prepare it. A quarter of pressed caviare, two lengths of spring onion, a few drops of olive oil and a squeeze of lemon. Mix them together. The smell alone will drive you insane."
2 "I feel nothing but the accursed happiness I have dreaded all my life long: the happiness that comes as life goes, the happiness of yielding and dreaming instead of resisting and doing, the sweetness of the fruit that is going rotten."
3 "We moved in April and we had a little window, and from the tree outside these leaves grew into the window in the most voluptuous, irresistible, sexual way, and Judy and I grew sort of intertwined, getting up each morning just the two of us – it was a wonderful time."

Nick Hornby
1 Winston Graham, Leon Uris, Arthur La Bern and Victor Canning were the final four novelists to have had what done to their books?
2 Which literary husband and wife wrote the screenplay for Otto Preminger's 1965 film Bunny Lake Is Missing?
3 Which Victorian novelist (and all his novels were published during Victoria's reign) went to the cinema to see a big-screen adaptation of one of his books?

David Kynaston
1 Albert Finney, Vivien Leigh, Claude Chabrol, Hattie Jacques, Philip Roth, Sinead Cusack, Paul McCartney – what do they have in common?
2 In 1971, 50 leading British models nominated their favourite novelist (living or dead) – who was the most nominated? (Clue: think zeitgeist.)
3 Philip Larkin, watching an inept boxing match, murmured two words closely associated with a classic Edwardian novel – what were they?

John Lanchester
1 In Ulysses, the character Buck Mulligan is based on the Dublin doctor and literary figure Oliver St John Gogarty. In what event did Gogarty win a bronze medal at the 1924 Olympics?
2 When Gogarty dived into the River Liffey to escape gunmen in January 1923, he promised to give the river a present if he survived. What was the present?
3 Gogarty wasn't the only Irishman to win a medal at that Olympics: one of the other winners was the brother of a Nobel laureate in literature – making them the only pair of siblings to share an Olympic medal and a Nobel prize between them. Who were they?

Tom McCarthy
1 Who steals Castafiore's emerald?
2 Who gets Caddy pregnant?
3 Why doesn't Cassandra want a bath?

Lorrie Moore
1 Of the following, who is NOT blonde? a) Sophie in Sophie's Choice; b) Helena in A Midsummer Night's Dream; c) Madame Merle in The Portrait of a Lady; d) Ántonia in My Ántonia; e) Rosedale in The House of Mirth.
2 What prince loses a "brace of kinsmen" and what are the names of these kinsmen?
3 Nabokov's quiz question: what are the names of King Lear's dogs?

Craig Raine
1 Name two operas about real poets.
2 Name two contemporary novels concerned with lack of speed.
3 In what sports did Samuel Beckett, Albert Camus and Howard Jacobson demonstrate their prowess?

Ian Rankin
1 Per Wahlöö and Maj Sjöwall are the progenitors of the current Scandinavian crime fiction boom. But what was the title of their first book featuring Swedish detective Martin Beck?
2 In Jilly Cooper's novel Jump!, what is the name of the horse who steals Etta Bancroft's heart?
3 Which bestselling 2009 novel begins in a bedroom on Edinburgh's Rankeillor Street?

Will Self
1 What two means of contraception do Leopold and Molly Bloom use?
2 The psychotic Septimus Smith is further deranged by a signwriting aeroplane in which novel?
3 Who wrote the feminist utopian novel Herland, published originally in 1915?

Adam Thirlwell
1 What was the real name of JR Ackerley's dog Tulip?
2 What was the name of the dog in Bulgakov's novel Heart of a Dog?
3 Was Karenin, the dog in The Unbearable Lightness of Being, male or female?

Claire Tomalin
1 The present chancellor of the exchequer shares his name with a young man who ended his life, after a night of dancing, lying face down with a bullet through his heart? Where and when?
2 From which famous actress is the prime minister descended, and from which member of the royal family?
3 How many of the 10 pall bearers at the funeral of Thomas Hardy in Westminster Abbey can you name?

Rose Tremain
1 In which novels do the following characters appear? a) Mr Vholes; b) Scholes Destry-Scholes; c) Sally Bowles; d) Mole.
2 In Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility, when Marianne Dashwood unexpectedly meets the faithless Mr Willoughby at the ball in London, which of the following utterances does she make? a) "Good God, Willoughby!"; b) "Upon my word, Willoughby!"; c) "In God's name, Willoughby!".
3 Which author, when asked how long she took between books, famously replied: "Oh, about half an hour."

Sarah Waters
1 Which fictional characters wrote these imaginary novels? a) Tobias and the Fallen Angel; b) Mr Bailey, Grocer; c) Fields of Amaranth.
2 In which novels do these dogs appear: Evie, Tock, Pilot, Jasper, Mister Mars, the dog of tears.

3 In which poetry collection would you find electric shoes, an enlarged paperclip, and seven little hot dogs?

• The prize is a set of signed copies of Freedom by Jonathan Franzen, Human Chain by Seamus Heaney, The Hare with Amber Eyes by Edmund de Waal, Finishing the Hat by Stephen Sondheim, A History of the World in 100 Objects by Neil MacGregor.

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Jilly Cooper: 'I'm a reasonable writer but I'm much too colloquial'

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The author talks about growing old, sex – and a goat called Chisholm…

You've previously admitted that writing your latest novel, Jump!, was "a nightmare". Why was it so difficult?

Because I'm much slower now. In fact I can hardly remember what I've written on the last page, so I'm always rereading just to remind myself. And it's difficult because Leo was ill [Cooper's husband of 50 years has Parkinson's disease] and I didn't get much sleep. It's so difficult to explain but it's a full-time thing, even with carers. I just think I got slower. And I broke my wrist while I was writing it. And my finger. Feather, my greyhound, took off when I was walking him on the lead.

Do you still bash out your books on Monica, your trusty old typewriter?

Oh yes, she's so charismatic. She came into her own last week when the whole of Gloucestershire had a power cut and I was typing away in the gazebo, oblivious, while everyone back in the house was effing and blinding and stumbling around in the darkness. Monica's wonderful. I've got a pair of scissors attached to her now so that I can do my own cutting and pasting.

Jump! is set in the fast-paced milieu of National Hunt racing. What's the most you've ever won on a horse?

Not a lot. I'm not a better. In fact I'm not terribly interested in [betting on] horses. £150, I should think.

Is it true that you lost the manuscript of Riders on a bus?

It was awful, awful. I'd finished the first draft, I went out to lunch and then I got the bus home – the number 22 bus – and I left it behind. I had this somewhat lovely fantasy of the West Indian bus driver publishing a novel about showjumping but it never happened. Everyone was very kind and the Evening Standard put out an appeal. That was 1970 I think. Then I suppose it was 14 years later, I started writing it again. I hate to be conceited but I think it's probably one of the best books I ever wrote because the characters had built up over 15 years.

You're 74 now. Do you worry about turning 80?

I don't feel old… I think age is completely relative. I mean, I can't believe Kay Burley [the Sky newsreader] is 52, can you? Sometimes I feel 100 and sometimes I feel about 10. I still have these terrific crushes on people. I'm so knocked out by people. I know it sounds soppy.

When you get older you suddenly realise you don't have long left. You've got to get going. I've always wanted to read all the books in the world but I won't ever be able to. It's frightening because I've always thought I'm going to live for ever, and I'm not. I'd like to write a good book, a proper good book. My mother always admired Margaret Drabble…

Do you think you're a good writer?

No, I think I'm a reasonable writer. Although Alan Clark [the diarist and former Tory MP] once said I wrote like an angel, the sweetheart, but I'm much too colloquial. I call Sampson [a mean-spirited male character in Jump!] a shit on the first page. Perhaps I shouldn't have done that… I'm not a real writer because I get drunk at parties when I should be observing things.

You've had some bad reviews over the years. Do you bear grudges?

Yes, a bit, but not bad ones. Look at Chisholm [the name given to a goat in Jump!]. It wasn't malicious. It was just that years ago Anne Chisholm [the biographer and critic] wrote this piece about Rivals and the only thing I minded was that it ruined the plot. I think that's absolutely awful. So it was just a joke to name a goat after her, but he's a terribly nice goat.

In Jump! you poke fun at the modern trend for therapy speak about "closure" and "me time". Do you think we're too self-indulgent about our feelings these days?

I think a lot of rubbish is talked. I got those phrases from listening to a lot of actors on TV. They're always talking about "journeys" – that's the worst word… I think everybody's got a bit soppy.

You were born in 1937 and your father was in the army during the second world war. Do you remember much about it?

Yes, a huge amount. I remember my father coming back from Dunkirk and my mother weeded off all the plants because she was so excited, so happy. He was very brown and looked very glamorous.

Were your parents shocked by the graphic sex scenes in your books?

My mother would ring up and say "How can you say that?", but she was wonderful about Riders. She'd say: "Darling, I'm getting on very well with it. I've got to page 414. I do hope it's only showjumpers who behave this badly." She was wonderful. She once rang me up to say: "Darling, did you know? Virginia Woolf has just won Wimbledon." Of course, it was Virginia Wade.

Do you find it easy to write about sex?

I don't think I can do it any more. In Jump! I thought I ought to try and tackle elderly sex but I did find it very difficult. I just think I was a bit tired and it's quite difficult to write sex scenes when you're tired.

Are you looking forward to the royal wedding?
[Makes face.] I suppose so. I was asked by a newspaper to write a big piece about it but I couldn't face it. I think they just wanted me to watch it on television.

Do you believe in marriage?

Yes, totally. It's an affirmation. It makes you try harder. It's so easy to split up if you're not married.

You once described David Cameron as "lovely". What do you make of the coalition government?

I'm terribly ashamed to say I'm profoundly disappointed by it. It's awful. I think we're having an awful time. I long for David Cameron to be happy and to do well but I think they're all too busy fighting each other.

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Oh Jilly Cooper, please don't give up the sex

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Novelist threatens to abandon the sex-near-horses genre to write a proper book

Jilly Cooper says she now finds it "difficult" to write sex scenes, even though she used to bash them out with the joyous snuffling of a Laura-Ashley-yellow Labrador finding a chocolate button under a sofa. In fact, Cooper may abandon the sex-near-horses genre entirely, and try to impersonate Margaret Drabble instead. "I'd like to write a good book, a proper good book," she says, being entirely ignorant of my opinion that her murder-mystery Score! is a masterpiece. What is this? How can a woman who once compared an orgasm to the machinations of a washing machine abandon us to the sexless wastelands of more literary writers, when the experience of reading them is like watching Ian McEwan doing a handstand?

Could the memory of a passage from Riders, Cooper's other masterpiece, remind her of what she has lost and what may come again? This scene features the psychotic show-jumper Rupert Campbell-Black, who is based on Brigadier Andrew Parker Bowles, copulating with Amanda Hamilton, the wife of the foreign secretary. So, if you are very literal, you are about to imagine Andrew Parker Bowles and Ffion Hague in bed.

"Fascinated, she watched his long fingers stroking her belly, then sliding into the dark bush . . . " I have to cut the sentence, because there will be complaints from readers who think that sex is evil, particularly when it involves fictional characters who vote Conservative. But this next bit should be OK. "Now he was lifting her right leg, holding back the inside of her thigh . . . it was like an express train going into a tunnel."

Why does this scene work? Rupert may be a wife-beating anti-intellectual with Boarding School Syndrome, but in what posh women call bed it is all about making a woman feel like a washing machine. Rupert has the shell of an alpha male but the heart of a subscriber to the Save the Badger campaign.

Another element is the inclusion of a simile that people who live in the middle-class badlands can relate to, in this case a train. A train that works. This is the key to the psychology of Cooper's sex scenes, as she strokes the British love of pornography that features plumbers, electricians and purveyors of utilities generally, while soothing our snobbery by giving the lovers acreage and pig farms.

This is your formula, Mrs Cooper. Long may you write.


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Anna Karenina on the beach, The Corrections in Patagonia, Death in Venice overlooking the Lido ... Writers recall their most memorable holiday reads – what are yours?

John Banville

I came late to Henry James. In my teenage years I read some of the stories and The Turn of the Screw, but I did not approach the novels until the early 1970s when, on holiday in Florence, I took up The Portrait of a Lady in a well-thumbed Modern Library edition. I had not realised that so much of the book was set in and around Florence, or that James had written the first instalments in the Hôtel de l'Arno, just around the corner from the pensione where I was staying, near Santa Croce.

The "discovery" of James was one of the formative experiences of my life, and that it should have occurred in Florence, of all places, lent it an almost magical significance. In those days, before mass tourism thoroughly destroyed it, the city was largely still the one that James had known, and for me his stately ghost haunted its shaded streets and sunny piazzas, where often, too, I thought I glimpsed, strolling among the international crowd, a handsome young American woman from another age, whom I seemed to recognise . . .

William Boyd

In 1971, at the age of 18, I left school and went off to spend nine months at the University of Nice on the Côte d'Azur. It was my gap year, long before gap years were invented. As reading matter for my journey to Nice I bought an American novel – because I was only interested in American novels at the time – called The Sophomore by Barry Spacks, first published in 1968 but now out of print. I still have the tattered Fontana paperback. Over that unforgettable summer of 1971 I read The Sophomore again and again. It was speaking to me in the most insistent way. It's a comic novel about the amorous travails of a 23-year-old man at an American university – but it's also very dry, knowing and sophisticated. I was about to go to university myself and, through my reading of this novel, I began to understand what one could do with fiction: how experience of life could be invented or edited, then manipulated and shaped to make people laugh and think about themselves. I see now that The Sophomore was the serendipitous push I needed to set me on my way. I read it again last year. It holds up remarkably well – an American Lucky Jim. Someone should republish it.

AS Byatt

I was married (for the first time) in the summer of 1959. I was working on a D Phil in Oxford on 17th-century religious allegory. My supervisor was the great Helen Gardner. I went to see her at the end of the academic year. She said, not for the first time, that the academic life required a nun-like devotion and chastity. She said that when I married my state research grant would be withdrawn as I would be a married woman – a married man had his grant increased. After these blows she made gracious conversation. She was, she said, reading Proust. She gave a little laugh. In English, of course – she wasn't up to reading him in French. In a state of pure rage I walked into Blackwell's, purchased the whole of A La Recherche du Temps Perdu in French, and began reading. I read all summer, across Europe, back in England. That was when I knew I was a writer, not an academic. Every sentence was a new revelation of what language could do. At first I needed a dictionary, and then I didn't, mostly. I had never met so finely woven a tapestry of writing. I began to plan a novel that would be as long as my life, that would make life and novel one. That didn't exactly work out. But that was my very best summer of reading.

Jonathan Coe

I read Narziss and Goldmund by Hermann Hesse some time in the late 1970s, when I was on a caravan holiday with my parents. We would go away every year to Abersoch for three weeks, and although, if the weather was bad (which it usually was), there was precious little to do except read, I never seemed to take enough books with me. So I was often thrown on the mercy of the beachside bookshops.

You could wander into one of these tiny places and there, amid the shrimping nets and souvenir egg timers, you would find a revolving stand with the most eclectic choice of novels, including Penguin Modern Classics, of all things. So there I found Hesse's penultimate major work, and that began my late-adolescent love affair with his books – although I always preferred the austere, Germanic ones to those that flirted with eastern mysticism. Narziss and Goldmund is schematic in a way that is typical of Hesse – one character stands for the Apollonian way of life, one for the Dionysian – but I didn't notice that, I just loved its sense of the medieval landscape, and I spent a happy few days dreaming that I was in a German monastery rather than a rain-swept corner of north Wales.

Jilly Cooper

When I was 22 my parents took me to Lake Como in Italy, the perfect romantic setting. Mourning a break up with an adored boyfriend, I discovered and devoured the poems of AE Housman, totally identifying with their sense of love and loss and revelling in the ravishing descriptions of the Shropshire countryside. One poem, which contained the lines "Possess, as I possessed a season, / The countries I resign", moved me so much that I copied the entire thing into my notebook. Chancing upon it, my parents assumed I was the author and that they had given birth to a genius. Alas, I had to disillusion them, but I've adored Housman's poems ever since.

Margaret Drabble

My most memorable holiday book is Angus Wilson's Late Call, which I read on holiday in Morocco, or rather on my way to Morocco, for I think I read it on the boat from Marseille to Tangier. I had discovered Wilson's work while still at university and eagerly read each book as it was published; this novel, which came out in 1964, was as gripping as all the others had been, and very unexpected. It's the story of a newly retired hotel manageress trying to adapt to life with her widowed headmaster son in a new town. It's full of social comedy and human tragedy, and I remember being utterly gripped by the wholly real world Wilson created. It was a perfect companion on a trip that was at times rather unsettling. I don't know how a sophisticated and highly educated man such as Wilson can have entered so fully into this woman's hopes and fears, but he did. It's also more experimental than it looks in terms of narrative technique. It was made into a TV series in which Dandy Nichols played the main role brilliantly. Many of Wilson's books are now available through Faber Finds, including this one. I continue to associate it, quite inappropriately, with memories of Marseille, the Mediterranean and Casablanca.

Geoff Dyer

I bought Theodor Adorno's Minima Moralia in June 1986 from Compendium in Camden, London (a Mecca, back then, for theory-hungry radicals) and read it, intermittently, throughout the summer in Brixton. Given the diversity of these "Reflections on Damaged Life" – compiled in the molten core of the 20th century – it's not surprising that what I recall is less the specific content of the book than the experience of reading it, the current coursing through its pages. Dialectical thought – "an attempt to break through the coercion of logic by its own means. But since it must use these means, it is at every moment in danger of itself acquiring a coercive character" – is taken to an extreme that is aesthetic (the first section is "For Marcel Proust") as well as cerebral. Needless to say, I couldn't understand all of it; still can't, to be honest, but this passage means more to me now than it did 25 years ago: "Slippers are designed to be slipped into without help from the hand. They are monuments to the hatred of bending down."

Jennifer Egan

I read Donna Tartt's The Secret History in the summer of 1991, while staying with my boyfriend in a small house on Martha's Vineyard. The book hadn't yet been published, but there was already such advance furore over it that just getting my hands on a battered, grease-stained galley felt like an unbelievable score. I sat down expecting to be riveted but prepared for disillusionment – how many books can stand up to an expectation like that?

Shortly after I started the book, the septic system in the house where we were staying backed up and filled the washing machine (which happened to contain most of our clothing) with sewage. We had few clothes, no hot water, and a domestic crisis to deal with. But I experienced the devolution of our beach vacation into drudgery from a blurred remove; I was reading The Secret History. I read Tartt's book at a laundromat, trying to remove the cloacal stench from our clothes; I read it while awaiting the arrival of a septic expert. I read it in line at a hardware store and at red lights. At one point I found myself contemplating – seriously – trying to read the book while actually driving.

I don't remember the characters or plot particularly well. What I remember is the way it transported me – kidnapped me, really, from circumstances I was all too happy to escape. I remember thinking, as I read: "I want to do this to people."

Jonathan Franzen

In 1997, when my mother knew she didn't have long to live, she spent a good part of her life savings and took her three kids and their families on a cruise to Alaska. I'd been working on a piece of fiction about cruises, and I'd rushed to finish it before getting on the ship, because I didn't want to be influenced by a real cruise experience. But I was ready for a real vacation – unlimited food and drink and coastal scenery – and the book I brought along was Halldôr Laxness's novel Independent People. It's a story about an Icelandic sheep farmer, but it's also a story about everything: modernity, history, freedom, love. Its excellence was almost a problem for me, because once I was hooked I just wanted to stay in my stateroom and read it. Fortunately the northern summer days were endless, and I could read all afternoon and still have hours after dinner to soak up the Iceland-like light and air. The best reading experiences partake of eternity, because we forget time for a while and thereby escape it. When I came to the end of Independent People, I cried like I've never cried over a novel, before or since.

Antonia Fraser

I once spent the whole long summer holidays in the Highlands of Scotland reading A Dance to the Music of Time by Anthony Powell. It certainly rained outside, and probably inside, too, given the ancient structure of the house, but I never noticed. I was transfixed by that time, that place, as delineated by the master. And just as I finished the last volume, the master himself (married to my aunt) came to stay. He volunteered laughingly to sign all my copies with some deprecating phrase: "If you don't object." There was a temporary hitch when one of the books – Casanova's Chinese Restaurant – was found to bear the inscription "Marigold Johnson", obviously swiped by me from my best friend. But Powell was more than equal to the situation. He wrote: "This book once belonged to" above "Marigold Johnson" and then added: "but now belongs to Antonia Fraser". I still have the whole set, of which this is a particularly treasured volume. This summer I intend to read them all again – on my Kindle this time, so no signatures involved.

Michael Frayn

We were staying in a hotel deep in the Umbrian countryside. Alitalia had lost all our luggage, and we had no car because I'd managed to leave my driving licence behind, so there was nothing to do but read. But that turned out to be fine, because it was my second and even more enjoyable trip through La Chartreuse de Parme, and my first acquaintance with one of the most wonderful books I've ever come across, A Tale of Love and Darkness by Amos Oz. It's a magical recreation of not one but several lost worlds, of an intensely lived childhood, and of the unforgotten pain at the heart of it. Car-less, luggage-less Italy vanished behind a bright veil of tears and laughter.

Esther Freud

It was early summer and I'd gone on holiday to the island of Formentera, feeling particularly ragged and exhausted after a play I'd written, acted in and produced. I booked to stay in the same hotel I'd stayed in as a child, not knowing for sure if there were any other hotels, and arrived to find that it was on the top of a hill almost an hour's walk from the coast. So every day I set off with my costume, a towel and a book – Tolstoy's Anna Karenina, and spent the afternoon lying on the beach immersed in Russia, romance, philosophy and suspense. As the days passed, these worlds began to tangle together, Anna's soaring feelings for Vronsky, the white sand of the beach, Levin's discourses on nature, a quick, cold dip in the sea. I never think now about Kitty's frustrations, or the terrible suffering of Anna as she is forced to choose between her lover and her child, without remembering the long trudge up the hill to La Mola, and the sense of peace as I sat on the terrace eking out the last pages in the fading light. I arrived back in London, refreshed and restored; though I've never been back to Formentera, I've reread Anna Karenina many times.

William Gibson

If that's holiday as in "utterly removed from any sense of immediate surroundings", my most memorable holiday reading is Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, which I started in the cab on the way to Vancouver airport, headed for a first trip to Berlin where I was doing something, I wasn't sure what, with Samuel Delany and Wim Wenders at the Kunsthalle. I am uncertain as to the year, likely it was 1991, before the publication of All the Pretty Horses. I had recently read McCarthy's astonishing The Orchard Keeper, and on the urging of the friend who had recommended that, I began Blood Meridian. I remember nothing else, door to door, between my home in Vancouver and the hotel room in which I finished the book in Berlin. I awoke from it as from some terribly potent dream, and found myself, quite unexpectedly, in a strange city. Being Berlin, and particularly then, it was a very strange city. A few nights later, over in the east, I continued to experience intense overlays of Blood Meridian. Indeed, I think those overlays helped me better comprehend what I was seeing, and not to panic. The Judge, I knew, would understand all of this.

John Gray

I can't recall exactly when or where I first read John Cowper Powys's Wolf Solent from cover to cover. I remember taking the book with me on a summer trip along the California coast, something like 30 years ago, and being completely absorbed in it while lying on a cliff north of San Francisco. Very few places have the wild tranquillity of that coastline, and yet I found myself following Powys's protagonist back to the fields and hedges of the West Country – a part of the world that at the time I hardly knew. The imaginative intensity with which Powys re-envisioned the landscape in which he had grown up (he wrote the book while living in upstate New York) almost blotted out the beauty of the place I had come to see.

Powys came to see his life as that of a collector of memories. Like his character Solent, "he hunted them like a mad botanist, like a crazed butterfly-collector". Not just any memories – those that Powys/Solent pursued were more like Proust's distilled sensations, which preserve moments of natural beauty and human poetry from being consumed by time. The novel tells how Solent returns to his Dorset home, where he finds himself lost in a maze of family secrets and complex relationships. He never emerges from the labyrinth, but along the way he gathers a cache of memories – torn-off leaves, rain-drenched roads, banked-up clouds, "casual little things" more significant and enduring than the outward events of his life. Contained in a succession of battered paperbacks, Powys's brilliant images have lit up many otherwise almost forgotten journeys I've made since that summer 30-odd years ago.

David Hare

At the end of 2001, I went walking in Patagonia with a copy of Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections. Every day I couldn't wait to get blown back off the trail and into my austere bed to read another hundred pages. I would, as it turned out, spend the next eight years in the book's company, writing 23 drafts of a still-unrealised screenplay. But I've never felt for a moment that I was wasting my time. All the intimacy you enjoy in a novel was at last being combined with a wit, a vigour, a historical perspective and a political grasp that remain completely original. I recommend Patagonia – wind, rain, sky and wildness. In short, the best possible place to feel an art form moving forward.

Michael Holroyd

I've always had a leaning towards island literature (from The Tempest to The Admirable Crichton). So it wasn't surprising that I was won over by the extraordinary enchantment of Sylvia Townsend Warner's novel Mr Fortune's Maggot some 15 years ago while on the Canary Islands. Having been left £1,000 by his godmother, Timothy Fortune abandons the real world, where he was a clerk at Lloyd's Bank (the bank in which TS Eliot worked), and enters the church. Equipped with a harmonium and a sewing machine, he sets off on a pious adventure to an island in the South Seas. There he appears to convert a young boy but, having eaten from the Tree of Innocence, he is himself converted to nature, love and the secret of happiness. This charming story seemed to lend a special magic to the fortunate isles where I was on holiday and, reluctant to reach the end and return home, I remember reading the book extremely slowly. But no one can stay long in such places of fantasy without destroying their unique qualities. Mr Fortune must face returning to the mainland where the first world war has started. I returned to a country that would become contaminated by bankers. I still have this book, however, and can make my escape back to that island from time to time.

Hari Kunzru

I knew that if I was going to read Proust's In Search of Lost Time, I'd need a lot of time and concentration. In 1997 I went travelling alone round Chiapas and the Yucatán. I put all six volumes of the Terence Kilmartin translation into my backpack, and tackled them in a series of hostels and cafés. I read at least three volumes in a hammock on the beach at Tulum, where I spent a couple of weeks living in a kind of shack – I understand it's quite developed now, but at the time there were relatively few travellers. In the morning the army would sweep the beach, looking for packets of cocaine that had been dropped into the bay by light planes. You could hear their engines at night. I remember being engrossed in Marcel's jealous fantasies about Albertine, as a 3ft-long snake made its way across the sand directly underneath me. It wasn't much like the elegant hotel at Balbec.

David Lodge

In the 1970s we had several family summer holidays in Connemara, staying in or near the little fishing port of Roundstone. When the weather is fine (admittedly unpredictable) it is a place incomparable for wild beauty and superb, sparsely populated beaches. On the first of these trips, in 1971, I took with me John Fowles's The French Lieutenant's Woman, which had just come out in paperback. It was the perfect vacation reading for me, since it was not only a gripping story with a picturesque seaside setting, but also fed my professional interest, as both novelist and academic critic, in the nature of narrative. Fowles tells his Victorian tale with a wealth of carefully researched detail, but deliberately sabotages realistic illusion by intruding into the text himself as a modern existentialist writer unable or unwilling to make up his mind how to end his story. In fact he provides three different endings and invites us to choose. This kind of metafictional experimentation was more daringly original then than it may seem today, and I found it very exciting. Fowles's play with alternative endings certainly influenced the last chapter of a very different kind of novel which I was writing at the time, Changing Places, where every possible ending to the long-distance wife-swapping plot is canvassed but none selected.

Andrew Motion

The Odyssey on Ithaca. Whenever I looked up from the page, I saw the ruins of Odysseus's palace (so called), the beach where he eventually made landfall, the empty cave where his cult once thrived, the bare rocky hills described in the poem – and also saw myth and reality tumbling through one another.

Joseph O'Connor

When I was 17, my first girlfriend gave me a tattered copy of a novel she loved. I read it on holiday that summer in Connemara. Encountering the opening sentence of JD Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye was like waking up in a new world. "If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth." It had never occurred to me that anyone could write with such glee-inducing sullenness. It was like hearing Bob Dylan or the Sex Pistols for the first time.

You felt Holden was talking to you – perhaps to you alone – and that your responses were somehow part of the story. You even felt he was listening. This was something remarkable: fiction as friendship-assertion. I return to it every three or four summers, the closest thing in my life to a pilgrimage, and whenever I do, I'm reading a different novel, but one as fresh and funny and strangely unnerving as the book that switched on the lights of my youth.

Jonathan Raban

Venice, late summer of 1971. Not really a holiday, because the New Statesman had asked me to fill in for their regular movie critic (John Coleman, who was drying out at some alcoholic clinic) at the film festival. My hotel room on the Lido was small and hot. It filled with mosquitoes whenever the window was opened, and stank of insecticide whenever it was closed. I read Death in Venice for the first time, and the second, and the third, and the fourth. The smell of Flit, or whatever it was, turned into the disinfectant reek of the city in a cholera epidemic, as I turned into Von Aschenbach, guiltily enchanted by the boy Tadzio. I neglected my film-going duties to live in Thomas Mann's Venice, a world so powerfully vivid that the real thing seemed its faint shadow. I can't recall a single movie that I saw, but the book remains a touchstone. I wouldn't read it in Venice, though, unless I wanted to be blinded to my surroundings; safer to keep it for a wet Sunday afternoon in, say, Catford or Slough.

Ian Rankin

A few years back, my wife and I went to Kenya on holiday. Her brother was working in Nairobi and arranged a week-long "safari" for us. We would be camping – no TV or radio; no newspapers or laptop or mobile phone signal. I knew I needed to take a nice long book with me (as well as a torch). I opted for War and Peace. It had been sitting unread on one of my bookshelves for years. I started reading it on the flight over and soon became engrossed. There was one accidental benefit of the book, however – as we lay under canvas in 30-degree heat, I would read the winter descriptions aloud to Miranda. They became our virtual "air con". (The book was also handy for crushing bitey insects.) I don't think it's the greatest book ever written – there's too much concentration on the "haves" and nothing about the disenfranchised. But it was a good choice of book for Kenya in the heat.

Will Self

When I was 18 I took a bus to Lisbon – you used to do that back in the day. Magic Bus from a dusty parking lot next to Gloucester Road tube – I think it cost £25. I had an army surplus kitbag, some hash stashed inside a toothpaste tube – you picked apart the end of the tube with plyers, shoved in the dope, then rolled it up as if it was half used – and John Fowles's The Magus. I'd liked Fowles's other books (The French Lieutenant's Woman, The Collector, and so on), while not exactly viewing them as belonging to the literary bon ton – more, I suppose, what would nowadays be called a "guilty pleasure". Anyway, the bus, for those of us of extended height, was waaay uncomfortable – but the Fowles did its job of nullifying the bumps and bashes. I can't remember that much about it, except that it was all about some young, romantic, sex-obsessed man and how his cruel and feckless treatment of a lovely girl – in the Father Ted sense – was punished by the eponymous Magus with a series of real-life psycho-dramas staged in the Cyclades. It was – if I remember rightly – one of those books with huge narrative pulsion, and I couldn't stop reading. I read to the Channel, I read on the ferry, I read south on the autoroute, I read through the Pyrenees, I read through Spain. I arrived in Lisbon and read all night in a fleapit hotel. I entrained for the south and read on the train. I arrived at the Algarve and walked along a cliff, reading. I got the toothpaste tube out, unrolled it, got out the hash, skinned up, lit up, and finished the book on a high that then plummeted. There I was: not in the Cyclades being punished for sexual amorality, but in Portugal being approached by a German hippy for a toke. A German hippy who then strummed "Stairway to Heaven" on his guitar and suggested I sing along.

Tom Stoppard

About 50 years ago I took two books by Edmund Wilson on a solo journey through Spain by train, bus and thumb. One of the books was Classics and Commercials, a fat collection of book reviews. The other one was Axel's Castle, longer essays on "the makers of modern literature". Wilson remains the exemplary critic for me. I missed quite a lot of Spain on my way down to Gibraltar, spending hours on my bed reading instead of looking around. I've forgotten everything about my journey except getting bitten by Wilson and by bed bugs in Algeciras.

Colm Tóibín

I have the book still. I wrote a date on the title page: July 1972. I got a summer job as a barman in the Grand Hotel in Tramore in County Waterford that summer, when I was 17. I was the worst barman who ever lived. My pints of Guinness were unholy. Even the vodkas I poured (and vodka was all the rage in Tramore than summer) had something wrong with them. I worked from six in the evening to two in the morning. I spent the fine days on the big long beach. My copy of The Essential Hemingway has pages stained with seawater. I read The Sun Also Rises on that beach in Tramore and I read the great Hemingway short stories for the first time. It made me dream about going to Spain, but it also gave me something else – an idea of prose as something glamorous, smart and shaped, and the idea of character in fiction as something oddly mysterious, worthy of sympathy and admiration, but also elusive. And more than anything, the sheer pleasure of the sentences and their rhythms, and the amount of emotion living in what was not said, what was between the words and the sentences.

Rose Tremain

In 1967, the year I left university, I spent most of the summer in an isolated house in Corsica, built above a deep, winding river. I used to spend hours by this river, reading, sunbathing and swimming and wondering where my life was headed.

The book I was reading was Patrick White's Voss, which charts the journey of a German exile into the unmapped Australian outback in the 1840s. As Voss travels deeper into the intemperate wilderness, persecuted by every tribulation this arid terrain can inflict on man, he struggles to understand the nature of his sudden love for Laura Trevelyan, an orphaned young woman, shunned by society for her obstinate cleverness. Even as Voss moves further and further away from Laura, with little hope of return, his dreams of "normal" happiness and domestic ease increase.

This tension – between the solitary voyage and the longing for love and companionship – is what makes this book such a masterpiece. And in 1967, before I had written anything worth publishing, yet already aching to succeed as a novelist, I understood that these conflicting desires lie at the heart of most writers' lives and would lie at the heart of mine.

Sarah Waters

My first grown-up holiday was in 1987: my girlfriend and I had just finished our finals, and wanted to celebrate with a budget trip to somewhere sunny. By chance, we chose Dubrovnik – and it was such a glorious, memorable trip that it is still Dubrovnik's hot stone streets and blue seas that pop into my head whenever I hear the words "summer holiday". The book I took was a memorable one, too: John Fowles's The Magus. With its vivid Greek island setting, it was an ideal vacation read; and, at 21, I was just about the perfect age for it, for it's a book about the awful arrogance, but also the wonderful susceptibility, of youth.

Rereading the novel recently, I was struck by its essential daftness, as well as by the deep dubiousness of its sexual politics. But I was still gripped and impressed: Fowles is a fabulous storyteller, and The Magus is brilliantly twisty and tricksy, with some really uncanny moments. It's one of the few novels I've read that has made me gasp in surprise. I'd still recommend it as a fascinating read, for a holiday or for any time.

Compiled by Ginny Hooker.


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From snail-smuggling to hair-cuts, our fiendish quiz tests your literary knowledge … plus who said what in 2011

Find all the answers here

John Banville

1. Who thought to cry out to the angelic orders?

2. Whose was the necessary angel?

3. Who had an angel to dine?

Sebastian Barry

1. Which mid 19th-century American writer, in a letter to his friend Hawthorne, said this about which of his own novels: "I have written a wicked book, and feel spotless as the lamb."?

2. Which Irish poet said this about his career, and where: "I dabbled in verse and it became my life."?

3. Which iconic comic American actor said playing which play in Miami in 1956 "was like trying it out in truant school, or playing Giselle in Roseland"?

Antony Beevor

1. In which novel by which writer was the fictional ideology of nihilism invented?

2. Whom did the social-climbing Madame Verdurin finally marry in Proust's A la recherche du temps perdu?

3. In which 1987 novel did John James Todd make the last great silent movie which proved to be a commercial disaster?

Craig Brown

1. Which author used to smuggle snails into France 20 at a time, 10 under each breast?

a) Colette

b) Patricia Highsmith

c) AS Byatt

d) GK Chesterton?

2. Match the comment by Jessica Mitford to the person:

a) A super-pig in all ways.

b) To know him was to loathe him.

c) He sounds ghastly.

d) If I was him, I'd be a lot nicer.

i) Tony Blair

ii) LBJ

iii) Edward Kennedy

iv) God

3. Who did Ted Hughes describe in a letter as looking "somehow like a paper clip"?

a) John Selwyn Gummer

b) Michael Barrymore

c) Aubrey Beardsley

d) Jacques Tati

Jilly Cooper

1. Who wrote in which poem, and which breed was the woodman's dog, who "Wide-scampering snatches up the drifted snow / With ivory teeth, or ploughs it will his snout; / Then shakes his powder'd coat and barks for joy"?

2. In which poem did which author write "But good dog Tray is happy now; / He has no time to say 'Bow Wow!'/ He seats himself in Frederick's chair / And laughs to see the nice things there; / The soup he swallows sup by sup – / And eats the pies and puddings up."?

3. Who wrote about which breed of dog, in which book,"Thin and tired, hopeful, happy – and hungry, his remarkable face alight with expectation – the old warrior was returning from the wilderness."?

Helen Dunmore

1. Who threw a string of pearls valued at $350,000 into her waste-paper basket?

2. Whose teeth are tolerable, but not out of the common way?

3. Who sat on her suitcase in the Gare du Nord and wept?

Geoff Dyer

1. Who said of whom: "Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known, and I know the rest."?

2. Who said of which book that it took "two subjects: the first is Talleyrand, and the second is everything else."?

3. Who described a companion as "a true poet" because "He knows all about things he knows nothing about."

Jennifer Egan

1. What was F Scott Fitzgerald's initial title for The Great Gatsby?

2. How long did William Faulkner claim that it took him to write Sanctuary?

3. Name the American who wrote crime novels in the 1940s and 50s in which the detective was a sexy lawyer named Scott Jordan?

Antonia Fraser

1. What do the following have in common: Percy Bysshe Shelley, Amina and Heidi?

2. Which is the odd one out?

a) Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

b) Tomorrow to fresh fields, and pastures new.

c) A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

d) To be, or not to be: that is the question.

3. Queens of England who might have been but weren't. How were they actually known to history?

a) Queen Mary II

b) Queen Elizabeth II

c) Queen Sophia

Neil Gaiman

1. Which profession did Lolly Willowes and Sylvia Daisy Pouncer share?

2. Chrestomanci and Tim shared this title, even if they were not in the same profession.

3. Mr Leakey was the creation of which scientist? And where did he suggest that mangoes were best eaten?

David Hare

1. David Kipen once said "The story of  modern American cultural criticism is the story of three California girls who went East." Name the three.

2. Which one of the three said "I have done my share of soul-wrestling and it's not too tough to do"?

3. And which one wrote "Once, in a dry season, I wrote in large letters across two pages of a notebook that innocence ends when one is stripped of the delusion that one likes oneself"?

PD James

1. Who brought news, and to whom, that a private had been flogged.

2. Which bird united a 1941 farce and a 19th-century poet?

3. Which amateur helped to ring in the New Year and why?

Hilary Mantel

1. What did Dr Johnson recommend as a tipple for aspiring heroes?

2. What drink did Housman recommend "for fellows whom it hurts to think"?

3. Whose tasting notes are these: "Tasting of Flora and the country green, Dance, and Provençal song, and sunburnt mirth!"

Lorrie Moore

1. Which great American novel is sometimes said to have the same plot as which Brontë novel?

2. Which Terrence Malick film has the same plot as which Henry James novel?

3. Which Jonathan Franzen character of last year is said to resemble someone who was just murdered this year?

David Nicholls

Who are they?

1. "It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faced, or seemed to face, the whole external world for an instant and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice in your  favor."

2. " … a red-haired person whose hair was cropped as close as the closest stubble; who had hardly any eyebrows, and no eyelashes, and eyes of a red-brown, so unsheletered and unshaded that I remember wondering how he went to sleep. He was high-shouldered and bony … and had a long, lank, skeleton hand."

3. " … item, two lips, indifferent red; item, two grey eyes, with lids to them; item, one neck, one chin, and so forth."

Annie Proulx

1. What bird was honoured in a book by JA Baker?

2. Who was the notorious 18th-century English bookseller given a violent emetic by a vengeful Alexander Pope?

3. Who said: "A wall and a chair are a great deal"?

Ian Rankin

1. "In the first room there is a birth, in another a death, in a third a sordid drinking-bout, and the detective and the Bible-reader cross upon the stairs." A description of Edinburgh, but by whom?

2. Which Muriel Spark novel opens with a shopper in a boutique becoming furious when told the dress she is trying on is impossible to stain?

3. Ralph Waldo Emerson visited the village of Lasswade (south east of Edinburgh) in 1848 to pay his respects to which author?

Helen Simpson

1. Which playwright was known by his contemporaries as "gentle George"?

2. Which character in which play asks, "What's integrity to an opportunity?"

3. What was the day job of the author of The Provok'd Wife?

Ali Smith

1. Which single word, characterfully misspelt, links Katherine Mansfield's 1920 short story "Bank Holiday" and Angela Carter's 1984 novel Nights at the Circus?

2. What four-word title for a discarded autobiography unites a young Faustian witch and a silent movie star?

3. "A natural history museum, a hermit's cave or a magician's laboratory. Birds flew about freely. Fish and live grass snakes in glass cages ... not to mention his favourite, the old rabbit, which hopped about among moss, stones and fresh leafy branches." Which Scandinavian poet had a boyhood bedroom described by his literary sister like this?

Colm Tóibín

1. Thomas and Heinrich Mann, who came from a family of five, wrote many books, but their brother Viktor wrote only one book. What was it called?

2. Seepersad Naipaul, the father of VS Naipaul and Shiva Naipaul, published, with a private press, one volume of fiction. What was it called?

3. Jorge Guillermo Borges, father of Jorge Luis Borges, also published one volume of fiction with a private press. What was it called?

Rose Tremain

1. In which 2010 memoir does the humorously mystifying word "hotchamachacha" frequently appear?

2. In which classic German novel does the hero meet his death for writing postcards?

3. Who said that a good mode for writing was to stay "in your mental pyjamas"?

Sarah Waters

1. In which novels do the following fictional ships or boats appear? The Clorinda, the Pequod, the Demeter, the Pipistrello, and the Goblin.

2. Of which author did a woman once cry: "He'll have his hair cut regular now!" – and to what was she referring?

3. What connects Jackie Kay, Anthony Burgess, Aldous Huxley, LM Montgomery, Tom Sharpe, Ntozake Shange and Vernon Lee with DH Lawrence?

Have you been paying attention in 2011?

1. In which unnamed former country is Tea Obreht's The Tiger's Wife, winner of the 2011 Orange prize, generally assumed to be set?
a) Czechoslovakia.
b) Ceylon.
c) Zaire.
d) Yugoslavia.

2. Who wrote a book that controversially suggested that smart girls should trade on their "erotic capital" to get ahead?
a) Caitlin Moran.
b) Daisy Goodwin.
c) Jeanette Winterson.
d) Elizabeth Hakim.

3. Who dismissed whose writing as "the Emperor's new clothes" in disagreeing with fellow prize judges?
a) Stella Rimington criticising Alan Hollinghurst.
b) Carmen Callil criticising Philip Roth.
c) Andrew Neil criticising Edmund de Waal.
d) Susan Hill criticising Edward St Aubyn.

4. Which Pulitzer prizewinning novelist this year brought out a book about keeping chickens?
a) Alice Walker.
b) Annie Proulx.
c) Barbara Kingsolver.
d) Jane Smiley.

5. Who said reading any female writer confirmed his view they were "unequal to me", and which novelist did he cite in particular?
a) Stephen King, JK Rowling.
b) George RR Martin, JK Rowling.
c) Martin Amis, Toni Morrison.
d) VS Naipaul, Jane Austen.

6. Whose Twitter bio says, with Popeye: "I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam"?
a) Salman Rushdie.
b) Neil Gaiman.
c) Jeanette Winterson.
d) Ian Rankin.

7. Who was revealed as having a literary tattoo, and who is quoted?
a) David Beckham and Nietzsche.
b) Brad Pitt and Alain-Fournier.
c) Anne Hathaway and Jane Austen.
d) Lady Gaga and Rilke.

8. Which of the authors in Forbes's list of publishing's top 10 earners in 2010/11 said "Actually, I don't read books"?
a) Jeff "Wimpy Kid" Kinney.
b) Suzanne "Hunger Games" Collins.
c) Stephenie Meyer.
d) James Patterson.

9. Which Booker-winning or shortlisted novelist suffered political catastrophe this year, and where?
a) Thomas Keneally in Australia.
b) Indra Sinha in India.
c) Chinua Achebe in Nigeria.
d) Michael Ignatieff in Canada.

10. Whose posthumous novel featured an American road trip?
a) Beryl Bainbridge.
b) Roberto Bolaño.
c) JG Ballard.
d) JD Salinger.

11. Who introduced us to the Ariekei?
a) Margaret Atwood.
b) AS Byatt.
c) George RR Martin.
d) China Miéville.

12. The narrator of Alice LaPlante's prizewinning murder mystery Turn of Mind suffers from … ?
a) Amnesia.
b) Epilepsy.
c) Alzheimer's.
d) Synesthesia.

13. What links Jeffery Deaver and Anthony Horowitz?
a) They wrote new books for famous series.
b) They killed off their long-running heroes.
c) They were surprise longlistees for the Booker prize.
d) They both collaborated with James Patterson.

14. Who branched out into writing Smut?
a) Iain Banks.
b) Nicholson Baker.
c) Anita Brookner.
d) Alan Bennett.

15. Who set a novel in hell?
a) Scarlett Thomas.
b) Chuck Palahniuk.
c) Stephen King.
d) Terry Pratchett.

16. Whose long-awaited new novel was so big it had to be published in two volumes?
a) Umberto Eco.
b) Michel Houellebecq.
c) Haruki Murakami.
d) Peter Nadas.

17. Who fictionalised Princess Diana?
a) Monica Ali.
b) Linda Grant.
c) Martin Amis.
d) Alan Hollinghurst.

18. The Emperor of All Maladies: a Biography of Cancer by Siddhartha Mukerherjee won which award this year?
a) The Samuel Johnson prize for non-fiction.
b) The Wellcome Trust book prize, celebrating medicine in literature.
c) The Guardian First Book award.
b) The Costa biography award.

19. The denouement of David Nicholls's bestselling novel, One Day, made into a film this year, takes its inspiration from lines from which Victorian novel?
a) The Mill on the Floss.
b) Tess of the D'Urbervilles.
c) Wuthering Heights.
d) Great Expectations.

20. Which British historian's response to this summer's riots was to say "the whites have become black"?
a) Niall Ferguson.
b) David Starkey.
c) Antonia Fraser.
d) Simon Sebag Montefiore.

21. Waterstone's was sold by HMV for £53m in May to which wealthy buyer?
a) Russian millionaire Alexander Mamut.
b) Independent bookseller James Daunt.
c) Virgin entrepreneur Richard Branson.
d) Harry Potter author JK Rowling.

22. Whose political diaries made it on to the stage this year?
a) Alan Clark.
b) Edwina Currie.
c) Tony Benn.
d) Chris Mullin.

23. Costa, Forward and TS Eliot shortlisted poet David Harsent also wrote an episode for which television show this year?
a) The Bill.
b) Inspector Morse.
c) A Touch of Frost.
d) Midsomer Murders.

24. What's the prize for the Omnivore's "Hatchet Job of the Year" book review award?
a) A prize pig.
b) A case of champagne.
c) A hatchet.
d) A year's supply of potted shrimp.

Who said … ?

1. "My main compulsion is secrecy."

2. "The doorbell rings and I nip to the loo. I count no fewer than nine canisters of hairspray on 'his' side of the sink."

3. "Brian Cox may have the wonders of the universe to play with, but I had the contents of my bra and pants and, ultimately, obviously they were the more mysterious and awesome."

4. "This book … is really the sheerest twaddle ... Writing this bad cannot earn the kind of attention [Geoffrey] Hill demands; he is wasting his time and trying to waste ours."

5. "The [Somerset House] ice rink truly sparkles. Children under the age of eight can join the Penguin Club which successfully guides children through their first tentative steps on the ice. Renowned authors will hold storytelling sessions under the tree."

6. "He complained that he'd really hurt his foot. When I asked how he'd done it – had he fallen off a stage? – he said: 'No, I've got a facsimile copy of Leonardo's Milan Codex in my library and I dropped it on my foot'."

7. "Adam Levin's book is the real thing, I think ..."

8. "That flaccid fuckhead. He was detestable."

9. "I wonder whether to bother too much with the strictures of [Colin] Imber, whose latest book stands at 1,258,969th place on the Amazon list."

10. "Pankaj Mishra embarrassingly flaunts his Oriental roots to please the ex-empire's champagne socialists. Presumably it was to win their applause that this Buddha of Grub Street launched his ad hominem attack."

11. "Meat Market is a thin, bloody sliver of feminist dialectic, dissecting women's bodies as the fleshy fulcrum of capitalist cannibalism."

12. "Wikileaks cook books ... I would love to get these going Julian but we need to reassure the publishers we are on track with the other book first."

13. "His fame, then and now, had a [Being There character] Chauncey Gardiner quality, seemingly called into being by a novelist-shaped vacancy on the cover of Time."

14. "Like me, [Christopher Hitchens] is Jewish on his mother's side. Like me, he's busy and productive. Unlike me, he is not a cheap whore. Well, I'm quite an expensive whore. But I'm quite a good whore. Because I kiss."

15. "She never stops, does she? Penis this, penis that. Rachel cannot speak about any subjects, whether it is somebody on the Moon or Trident, without bringing the conversation back to penises."


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The Oldie is 20 years old. The magazine launched amid considerable scepticism about its chances of publishing more than a couple of issues has survived and thrived.

How wrong was Peter McKay to write: "It sounds like the sort of project dreamed up by drunks and forgotten the next morning."

In fact, it was dreamed up by the sober Richard Ingrams in company with Alexander Chancellor and Auberon Waugh. They sought advice from Stephen Glover and then secured the crucial financial support of Naim Attallah, the publisher of Quartet Books.

Ingrams, having retired from his editorship of Private Eye some six years before, was the driving force. He was convinced that the magazine could find an audience among a generation that felt disenfranchised by the mainstream media's obsession with youth.

His idea caught the imagination of a band of ageing and talented writers, such as Beryl Bainbridge, Carmen Callil, Larry Adler, Germaine Greer, Jilly Cooper and Miles Kington.

The first issue came out in February 1992 (and it's typical of The Oldie's ethos that it should celebrate its 20th anniversary some six months late). Its appearance prompted Julie Burchill to congratulate Ingrams on "producing the most pathetic magazine ever published."

His response? It was "a magnificent tribute" that "persuaded me that we might have a future."

If one column can be said to have summed up the magazine's special appeal it was "Still with us", profiles of people who had disappeared from the public prints and might therefore have been thought to have died.

In a sense, it was based on a single joke. But, like all the best jokes, it could be told time and time again, with endless embellishments. Its fine writing is consistently informed with humour

From the off, I could see what Ingrams was doing and was delighted when, after a few issues, he offered me the chance to write a press column. (I think I was the youngest contributor at the time).

In modern marketing jargon, Ingrams was quick to build on "the brand." There were Oldie-of-the-year awards and Oldie literary lunches. But Ingrams eschewed readership surveys. He followed his own instinct to decide what would work.

For example, he immediately saw the value in a column called "I once met", a series written by readers about their encounters with the famous (and sometimes infamous). Similarly, readers also write a column called "Memory lane."

Nowadays, such reader participation is lauded as a unique feature of online journalism. Ingrams was there before the internet.

The Oldie survived early financial dramas, even ceasing publication for a while in 1994. Having switched from fortnightly to monthly publication, it eventually managed to attract lucrative advertising, including retailers of zimmer frames and incontinence pads.

But it was no money-spinner and Attallah eventually felt he couldn't go on supporting the magazine. Paul Getty took it on until his death. In 2007, an American hedge-fund manager, David Kowitz, assumed the financial responsibility along with restaurant owner Richard Beatty.

Sales were never huge, but its current 40,000 - mainly through subscription - is very respectable indeed. It also lays claim to 90,000 readers an issue, though I think that's something of an underestimate.

To celebrate its 20th anniversary, the magazine has published a book The best of The Oldie, 1992-2012 (The first twenty years), which will be published later this month. It contains some terrific contributions from writers and cartoonists.

It will be launched at a party at Simpson's-in-the-Strand on 19 July, exactly one month before Ingram celebrates his 75th birthday.

Truly, as one of the magazine's great enthusiasts, Maureen Lipman, once remarked: "There's nothing quite like The Oldie."


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Why women love Fifty Shades of Grey

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It's the fastest-selling novel for adults of all time – and it's very adult in content. Why have millions of women been seduced by Fifty Shades of Grey, asks Zoe Williams

It's pointless to deny that there's something going on here: EL James has now sold 4 million copies of her Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy via her UK publisher, Random House, to add to the 15 million (it beggars belief) that have been shifted in the US and Canada. In three months. In the UK, it's the fastest-selling book ever in both physical and ebook incarnations. There's just been an extra print run for the UK market, to meet demand: 2.75 million copies. It's the fastest selling adult novel of all time. By which they mean "it's the fastest-selling novel of all time that isn't Harry Potter". But its content is, of course, rather adult.

The trilogy features Anastasia Steele, who falls in love with Christian Grey, a troubled young billionaire who likes sex only if he can accompany it with quite formal, stylised corporal punishment. The narrative drivers are pretty slack – improbable dialogue ("I'm a very wealthy man, Miss Steele, and I have expensive and absorbing hobbies"); lame characterisation; irritating tics (a constant war between Steele's "subconscious", which is always fainting or putting on half-moon glasses, and her "inner goddess", who is forever pouting and stamping); and an internal monologue that goes like this … "Holy hell, he's hot!"; "No man has ever affected me the way Christian Grey has, and I cannot fathom why. Is it his looks? His civility? Wealth? Power?" Yuh huh. Civility puts me in a blue funk too.

In normal circumstances, it would be lazy, but here, it is more like a shorthand. James writes as though she's late for a meeting with a sex scene. Here, her voice is quite different: meticulous, inventive, radical and conflicted; Grey is only interested in a dominant/submissive relationship (with these "hard limits" – no fire, no faeces, no blood loss, no gynaecological instruments, no children or animals, no permanent disfigurement, no breath control and no direct electricity – I paraphrase for brevity). Steele just wants a regular boyfriend (or does she? Yik yak yik yak). This is Fifty Shades of Grey I'm talking about. We'll come to Fifty Shades Darker later. Goddammit. I've been infected by James's ominous, staccato delivery. After 1,600 pages of the stuff, you will too. I'm doing it again. I can't help it.

There is a little light spanking in Jilly Cooper (Octavia, Rivals), and the romance genre (as distinct from chicklit) would be many pages lighter if nobody ever got tied to a bed with a scarf, but this is in a different league. Its popularity has come as a bit of a surprise to publishers, who thought they knew what women wanted. It must be a bit like being married to someone for 20 years, and suddenly finding out they like fisting. People who like to trace all new trends back to new technology have offered this explanation – that women who wouldn't be seen dead reading smut on the tube could read it on their Kindle, and this launched a whole world of sales.

The unexpected element is that the shame of erotic fiction is largely in the imagination, and once people had read it, they felt happy to discuss it openly. It was word of mouth that launched the paperback version on the back of the ebook.

Where do you stand on erotica in public spaces? Someone in a tube carriage last week with three people reading the paperback (and God knows how many reading it on their Kindles) tweeted, "isn't it a bit early for that sort of thing?" – as though there were an erotica yardarm, and we all knew when it was. After lunch? When the sun goes down? It seemed a bit random, yet I can see why he'd query the wisdom of summoning a sustained erotic vignette on one's way into work. But what do I know? I work at home. Maybe people do that all the time.

Consider, furthermore, the way high culture and low culture have collided. It's long been acceptable to read the Financial Times and also watch the Eurovision Song contest, read Philip Roth as well as Marian Keyes. Because erotica is niche to start with, this revolution took longer to reach it, and only now have we loosened up a bit. By this reckoning, Fifty Shades is just Mills & Boon for the generation that would once have been embarrassed to be seen reading Mills & Boon.

No, there is more to it than that. First, the reason sex scenes are so difficult to write is the gear change, rather than the sex itself. It is extremely difficult to write a regular story spliced with sex, just as it would be difficult to tell a story interspersed with explicit sexual detail. That's why the Bad Sex Award exists, and is so easy to bestow. In the very act of describing sex as an incidental, you create an excruciating sex scene.

James's sex scenes are not incidental, they are the meat of the plot, the crux of the conflict, the key to at least one of and possibly both the central characters. It is a sex book. It is not a book with sex in it. The French author Catherine Millet wrote: "For me, a pornographic book is functional, written to help you to get excited. If you want to speak about sex in a novel or any "ambitious" writing, today, in the 21st century, you must be explicit. You cannot be metaphorical any longer." I'm not sure James's writing is that ambitious, but she has certainly understood the bit about not being metaphorical.

As history is written by the victors, so S&M is written by the Ss, and the problem with sadists is that they exaggerate. They're not looking at it from the masochist's point of view – it's in their job description not to. If the Marquis de Sade thinks any garden– variety submissive is going to get a kick out of having their back broken on a cartwheel, he's dreaming. Conversely, two opposite predilections, across a very broad scope, might easily collide in a fantasy written from the perspective of the masochist or naïf. So that's the popularity of volume one.

The second volume is a bald and rushed go at monetising the brand. The deviant stuff is largely excised, and the move towards mainstream sexual endeavour seems to bore the author. Her fantasies turn instead to what presents she'd like if she fetched up with a billionaire (an iPad. An Audi. No, a Saab! Nope, I feel cheap. OK, OK, just the Saab, and some clothes, ooh, a bikini, for $541 … what a terrible waste, and yet how pert my breasts look).

Now we're looking at a book you'd be embarrassed to be caught reading on the tube. Small habits begin to grate: the way everybody always seethes, scolds, smirks or whispers and nobody ever just says; the way his eyes are constantly blazing, and she is constantly biting her lip.

The link between volumes is so clumsy that you have to look away ("He thinks he doesn't deserve to be loved. Why does he feel that way? Does it have to do with his upbringing? His birth mom, the crack whore?"). The need for a plot invites in some true gothic horror show and, stripped of his deviations, Christian Grey is just a controlling, unpleasant man whom, even 30 years ago, no sane heroine would ever have married, however Holy-hell-shit-I-can't-breathe hot he was.

The third in the series, Fifty Shades Freed, is … Oh what am I doing? You're going to read it. Of course you're going to read it. You've probably already read it.


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Best literary sex scenes: writers' favourites

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In the wake of the Fifty Shades of Grey phenomenon, we asked authors to tell us who does sex best in fiction

Diana Athill

Alan Hollinghurst does sex rather well, but most of the writers who do it best don't "do" it at all, but simply allow it to happen in a way that can easily be supplied by any reader who happens to have done it.

John Banville

I find The Story of O deeply erotic precisely because the woman at the centre of it holds all the power, even though she seems the one most cruelly treated. Also the book is beautifully and tenderly written, in its odd way. Someone with a decent prose style should do a proper translation of it.

Mary Beard

It's got to be Alan Hollinghurst, for me. I vividly remember sitting in my 10-year-old daughter's cello lesson, with a rather fierce music teacher, reading The Folding Star ... she scratched the bow, and I went a bit pink. It was not so much at the sex itself, but at the sheer incongruity of the reading matter. And at the frisson that I might get found out.

Jilly Cooper

I like my erotic literature to be beautifully written as well as funny and can't do better than Chaucer. How about this from Troilus and Criseyde: "Her slender arms, her soft and supple back, / Her tapered sides – all fleshy smooth and white – / He stroked, and asked for favours at her neck, / Her snowish throat, her breasts so round and light; / Thus in this heaven he took his delight, / And smothered her with kisses upon kisses / Till gradually he came to learn where bliss is."

Margaret Drabble

The most erotic book I ever read was an anonymous novel called L'Histoire d'O, which I think was by a woman called Pauline Réage. It was a sado-masochistic romp and I was given a copy in France in the 1960s when it was probably illegal in England. It surpassed Georgette Heyer, who seemed very exciting when I was at school. I was rather alarmed by how exciting it was and I remember giving my copy to an Arts Council officer somewhere in the north of England when I was on tour there; I didn't think it a good book to have around the house with small children. I also found DH Lawrence thrilling, in a healthier and more respectable kind of way. The Rainbow has some wonderfully powerful love scenes.

Geoff Dyer

My favourite scene is the seduction in dialogue in The Names by Don DeLillo – but then my favourite everything is in that book. Is the scene erotic? Yes, in a meta-sort of way, but mainly it's incredibly intoxicating. It begins with the narrator, James, and some friends at a club in Athens, watching a belly dancer named Janet Ruffing. After the performance she changes into a cardigan and comes to sit with the group. James proceeds to ease his way into her consciousness so that "a curious intimacy" is formed. After some polite exchanges he asks her to "say belly. I want to watch your lips." Then it's, "Say breasts. Say tongue." The conversation spirals on for pages, Janet insisting "I don't do this" while getting drawn deeper into the giddy linguistic spiral. "Say heat," says James. "Say wet between my legs. Say legs. Seriously, I want you to. Stockings. Whisper it. The word is meant to be whispered."

Howard Jacobson

Softcore porn is the literary equivalent of those feathery wimp-whips and talcum'd cufflinks you see in the windows of sex toy shops. If you're going to torture your lover, at least break the skin, I say. You would expect me, therefore, to chose the scene I find most erotic from the pages of De Sade or Bataille. But as far as writing goes, the best sex is the most implicit. So I nominate the scene in Persuasion in which Captain Wentworth wordlessly, and with none of their past grievous history resolved, assists a fatigued Anne Elliot into a carriage. There is no overt sexuality, no titillatory play with power and dependence - he helps her in and that's that. "Yes - he had done it. She was in the carriage and felt that he had placed her there, that his will and his hands had done it." Anne might tell herself that the kindness proceeds from what remains of "former sentiment", but Wentworth's hands have been on her body, and we never doubt that it's her body that receives the shock of the contact as much as her mind.

John Mullan

When it was published in 1968, John Updike's novel Couples was a succès de scandale because of its minutely attentive descriptions of sex. Much of this is adulterous sex, enjoyed by the pleasure-seeking 30something couples of the New England town of Tarbox. Half a century later the descriptive precision is not shocking but absorbing. In the first of the novel's many adulterous couplings, Piet Hanema and Georgene Thorne make love on her sunporch. Updike typically gives us every beautifully rendered detail: the fall of morning light, the "musty cidery smell" of pine needles, the texture of the blanket they lie on. Updike makes you see everything his characters see. His novel is descriptively promiscuous: we move between different viewpoints, male and female, sharing their pleasures and perceptions. There is an extraordinary kind of tenderness in this physical detail that is an effect of style and patience. The tenderness heightens our appalled sense of how these people lie to each other and deceive themselves.

Edmund White

I think the sexiest passages are those about Luc in Alan Hollinghurst's The Folding Star. The 33-year-old Edward Manners leaves England for Belgium and a job as the tutor to the 17-year-old Luc. After mooning over the boy for months, astonishingly he falls into Edward's arms. As he sleeps after sex Edward studies his handsome face: "While he slept I kept watch over him - a smooth shoulder, the little pool of his clavicle, his neck, his extraordinary face, his hair muddled and pushed back." This is the romantic postlude. The sex act itself is much more strenuous: "I was up on the chair, fucking him like a squaddy doing push-ups, ten, twenty, fifty ... His chest, his face, were smeared with sweat but it was mine: the water poured off me like a boxer, my soaked hair fell forward and stung my eyes." This sex-writing is convincing because it mixes the sublime with the carnal, the grossly physical with the spiritual – and all of it experienced as a shock, the longed-for consummation that one can't believe is really happening.


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Sex in the suburbs: a history of the bonkbuster in six books

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From kings' mistresses to lusty housewives and rutting polo players, there's wicked entertainment between the covers

FOREVER AMBER by Kathleen Winsor (1944)

Preposterously long (962 pages) and very naughty, Forever Amber is set in Restoration London, land of pox and periwigs. Amber St Clare, a beautiful country girl, loses her virginity to a nobleman, Lord Carlton, and goes to London as his mistress. When he departs overseas, she marries a physically hideous conman to avoid her baby being branded a bastard. Thrown into debtors' prison at Newgate, she escapes with the help of a highwayman. There follows a string of lovers until she marries an earl and, eventually, becomes the mistress of Charles II. Kathleen Winsor's book caused much outrage; it was banned in Boston and burned on the streets. But it sold 100,000 copies in its first week and can justifiably lay claim to being, in bonkbuster terms, the mother of them all.

PEYTON PLACE by Grace Metalious (1956)

When the novel that scandalised America was first published, a photo of its author appeared with the caption: "Pandora in blue jeans." No wonder. Before Grace Metalious, small towns in New England were all white picket fences and apple pies. Afterwards, they were seething nests of adultery, abortion, murder and incest. Peyton Place follows three women's lives: desperate housewife Constance MacKenzie; her daughter, Allison; and her employee, poor, abused Selena Cross. It remained on the New York Times bestseller list for 59 weeks and was made into a film and TV series. Metalious claimed not to know what all the fuss was about. "Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend. To talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass."

VALLEY OF THE DOLLS by Jacqueline Susann (1966)

In her Pucci trouser suits and luxuriant false eyelashes, Jacqueline Susann, a former actress, set the standard for the modern bonkbuster novelist by touring relentlessly, reportedly writing thank you notes to everyone she met. Did this pay off? Yes. In spite of the best efforts of her critics ("She doesn't write, she types," said Gore Vidal), her novel went on to sell 30m copies worldwide. Valley of the Dolls is Mary McCarthy's The Group with added barbiturates (the "dolls" of the title): take a group of friends, and follow them down the years as men – and drugs – destroy their nascent self-confidence. Here, three women meet at a Broadway talent agency. Jennifer North is a showgirl who is diagnosed with breast cancer; Anne Welles is the face of a cosmetics company with a congenitally unfaithful husband; Neely O'Hara is a musical actress whose drug addiction will eventually put her in a psychiatric unit. Delicious.

SCRUPLES by Judith Krantz (1978)

Summing up the plot of Judith Krantz's first novel makes me laugh out loud. But anyway, here goes… Wilhelmina Hunnewell Winthrop (aka "Billy") is a member of a posh Boston family. However, as the child of a distinguished scientist, she must work for her living. This she does in New York, where she also, having lost a ton of weight, embarks on a voyage of sexual discovery. Thanks to her secretarial skills, however, she marries the CEO of a huge company. When he suffers a stroke and dies, she is finally a rich woman, at which point she decides… to open a luxury Beverly Hills boutique called Scruples! I had thought that Krantz, a former journalist, was well and truly out of fashion, but I hear Natalie Portman is producing an adaptation of Scruples for American TV with Claire Forlani as Billy.

HOLLYWOOD WIVES by Jackie Collins (1983)

Joan's sister's ninth novel, and her most successful, was later turned into a TV miniseries by Aaron Spelling. Hollywood Wives was marketed as an exposé, Jackie Collins having carried out extensive research from her eyrie above Sunset Boulevard. But the novel is hardly revelatory: its characters are mostly gym-obsessed, gossip-obsessed, Gucci-obsessed women with rich husbands rather than careers of their own. Among its cast of thousands (Collins loves Dickens) are: Elaine Conti, Beverly Hills hostess and compulsive shoplifter; Jason Swankle, an interior designer who runs a male escort agency; and Sadie LaSalle, top casting agent. The sex is eye-popping. Collins's new novel, The Power Trip, will be published in September.

POLO by Jilly Cooper (1991)

The bonkbuster crosses the water. Cooper began the Rutshire Chronicles – whose best-known character is Rupert Campbell-Black, an adulterous showjumper who only slightly redeems himself by winning Olympic gold – with Riders in 1985. In Polo, the third book, we follow his illegitimate daughter, Perdita, as she tries to bag Ricky France-Lynch, the most magnificent polo player of them all. Most fans felt the proportion of polo to sex in this novel was just plain wrong (too many chukkas), but it's still fun: doorstep-fat, and plenty of firm buttocks in tight jodhpurs. In truth, though, I will always prefer Cooper's 1970s romances whose girlish heroines – Bella, Octavia, Prudence – get into all manner of scrapes, whether they're living in a divine little flat just off the King's Road or a castle on a wild Scottish island.


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Maeve Binchy: a big-hearted guide to friendship, love and loss

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Authors from Anne Rice to Ian Rankin are lining up to mourn the death of Maeve Binchy on Twitter, and I agree: the world has lost one of its warmest writers

Sad news arrived late on Monday night. The Irish author Maeve Binchy, with whom I whiled away my teenage nights, following her into the heartache and hard times and eventual happiness of many a character, has died, and the world of books has lost one of its warmest, most generous writers.

Tributes are pouring in on Twitter and elsewhere from fellow authors: Ian Rankin called her "a huge presence ... a writer whose warmth extended beyond words", and "a gregarious, larger than life, ebullient recorder of human foibles and wonderment". "We've lost another beloved writer," tweeted Anne Rice. "She was a darling, I am very, very very sad," said Jilly Cooper, describing Binchy as "so kind and so funny and so captivating – she was just a brilliant, brilliant writer".

Together with Stephen King (I have an eclectic reading taste), Binchy is the author who, for me, bridged the gap between childhood reading and adult. Her novels, starting with Light a Penny Candle, and the travails and troubles of best friends Aisling and Elizabeth, were my introduction to the emotional dramas of adulthood. An ancient copy of Circle of Friends (this time the best friends are "big, soft-featured Benny, an adored only daughter, and Eve, the little bird-like orphan brought up by the nuns"), still rests on my shelves today, and looking at Binchy's bibliography, I've read well over half of them.

What I loved about her books was their big-heartedness, their friendliness – the way you could sink into them and emerge, hours later, still half in the world of a small Irish village, usually one from a time before I was born; Light a Penny Candle began during the second world war, Firefly Summer took place during the 1960s.

The stories delved into family relationships, love and loss and friendship; into the human dramas and mistakes and romances of characters who weren't so very different from me. That makes them sound a little saccharine: they weren't at all. In The Glass Lake Kit McMahon is a young girl dealing with the belief that her mother has killed herself. "Her stories came from all of us and for all of us," Rankin tweeted, and I think he's right.

They were also easy to read – not a criticism in the slightest, because sometimes that's exactly what you need. And their chattiness – which isn't as easy to pull off as it looks – stems from Binchy's view that you should "always write as if you are talking to someone. It works. Don't put on any fancy phrases or accents or things you wouldn't say in real life. Say someone cried – don't say: 'tears coursed down her face'. Take it nice and easy, don't try to impress."

I haven't read a Binchy book for years, and I'm not sure what I'd make of her more modern novels. Hearing about her death takes me right back to being 12, though, and racing through Circle of Friends one gloomy afternoon. I'm going to find my old copy later today, I think, and enjoy a little slice of Binchy magic this evening. Sad news, indeed.


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Why Jilly Cooper should not let racy Rupert grow old disgracefully

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Leading Sire will be Cooper's next racing romp. But do we want to see the beautiful bounder who first appeared in Riders nearly 30 years ago turned into a skirt-chasing octogenarian?

I have spoken before of my love for Jilly Cooper – she is such a hero of mine that, when she phoned my previous place of work to speak to a colleague and I spoke to her just to put her through to a colleague, my hands were practically trembling; my palms damp, in best Taggie O'Hara style. So despite my disappointment that Jump! didn't match up to her finest (Rivals, Riders, Polo, if you're interested – perhaps it was the exclamation mark that turned me off Jump!, Score! and Wicked!), there's still a part of me which is (in Cooper idiom) in heaven at the news that she's currently embroiled in researching her new novel, which will be set in the world of flat racing.

Thanks go to Horse and Hound magazine for alerting me to this, and for the wonderful quotes they've elicited from Jilly, who's been having – of course! – a "heavenly" time researching. "I've been to the Guineas, the Derby, to Ascot and I'm off to Goodwood this week. I've met Sir Henry Cecil and even Frankel. I don't think the latter liked me very much, though, as he tried to nip me," said the novelist, who has "fallen in love" with flat racing.

"I never understood why people liked sprints, but now I do," she went on. "I'm fascinated by the breeding side and the sense of dynasty. And, of course, the men are so charming and dress so beautifully."

What, though, to make of the fact that "Jilly's favourite rascal-in-jods Rupert Campbell-Black once again stars in the new book – working title Leading Sire – with his stallion Love Rat and the horse's offspring Master Quickly"? Rupert, is, of course, "Mecca for most women" – he's variously won the Olympics, taken a GCSE, been Tory minister for sport and won a television franchise. Obviously Rupert, who first appeared in Riders in 1985, nearly 30 years ago, has aged – he's got children these days, an "angel" of a wife in Taggie, etc. But – as yet, at least – he's always remained "as bloody-minded as he is beautiful".

The fact that he's getting yet another outing got me thinking about recurring characters, and how novelists handle them. Some allow their creations to grow older as their series progress – Ian Rankin and Rebus, Dorothy L Sayers and Lord Peter Wimsey. The Famous Five, on the other hand, seemed to enjoy summer holiday after summer holiday, never getting to an age where they would develop spots or teenage angst. I think that's how I'd like to remember Rupert: as the arrogant bounder who won Taggie's heart in Rivals, and the reluctant father of Polo, rather than as a skirt-chasing octogenarian, his perfect jawline sagging, his blue eyes a little less gimlet-like, his thick blond hair a little less, well, thick and blond.


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Why Leo Tolstoy's Anna Karenina transcends the ages

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Five writers give their personal takes on the appeal that makes Anna Karenina a literary masterpiece

Francine Prose, author of Blue Angel and My New American Life

Anna Karenina is probably my favourite novel. More than any other book, it persuades me that there is such a thing as human nature, and that some part of that nature remains fundamentally unaffected by history and culture. I try to re-read it every few years. Each time, perhaps because I'm older and have experienced more, I find things I never noticed before. Not only is it a great source of pleasure, but I inevitably feel as if I'm getting a sort of pep talk from Tolstoy: Go deeper. Try harder. Aim higher. Pay closer attention to the world. It's orchestral, symphonic, full of distinctive melodies, parallels and variations that keep reappearing, some of which we notice, none of which we need to notice in order for them to operate on our subconscious. There are so many virtuosic set pieces (the skating party, the ball, the mushroom-picking expedition, and, my God, the race during which Vronsky breaks his horse's neck) but also small, powerful, resonant moments: I've always loved the scene in which Anna, having met the charming Vronksy, returns home to her husband and is struck by how unattractive his ears are. How could something like that not stand up to, and transcend, the so-called test of time?

William Dalrymple, author of The Last Mughal and Nine Lives

I read Anna Karenina when I was 20. I'd grown up in provincial Scotland, a long way from the centre of things. I immediately identified with the Levin character – like him, I was more confident with books than I was with parties, and constantly losing the girls I was interested in to slicker, hunkier Vronsky-like characters. Levin's concern in whether to live in the town or the country was something I could completely relate to; I was at university and enjoying all the liveliness and intellectual life that Cambridge had to offer, but I loved going back to remote Scotland. The tension in the novel between the boredom, rootedness and loveliness of the countryside and the excitement but vapidity of urban life was something that spoke to me at that age in a way that might not make much sense to kids who were brought up in a town. Weird little pockets of late-Edwardian Scotland survived into the 1970s – I even knew a few people who had been brought up by governesses – so Tolstoy's Russia was not an unfamiliar world to me. Tolstoy has that way of introducing characters who we recognise from our own experience, which is always the mark of a great novelist. I expect if I read the book again now, it would be a very different reading. That said, south Asia, where I live now, also has recognisably Tolstoyan characteristics, and the kind of feudal characters who appear in modern Pakistani literature – especially the short stories of Daniyal Mueenuddin – seem to be first cousins of those in Tolstoy.

Jilly Cooper, author of Jump!

Very few men write very well about women, but Tolstoy understood women just as well as men – that's what makes the book so interesting. Anna is a wonderful character. She comes across as so gorgeous and adorable, and her sex appeal radiates down the centuries. But she can't cope with Vronsky at all. At the end, she keeps trying to attract young men to make Vronsky jealous – Tolstoy's very good on jealousy. And the characters are just so well-rounded. Vronsky is a cad, but he's quite silly as well, which is endearing. It was written as a serial and that makes it so incredibly readable because of the cliffhangers – you desperately want to get on and start the next bit. But it was trashed to start off with as a trifling romance of high life. Isn't that awful? I bet they're kicking themselves, those critics. It must have shocked people, though – there's lots of sex. And Tolstoy obviously knew all the upper classes backwards, because he was a member of them and moved in those circles. He captures the double standards very well. That's the more terrible aspect of the story – Anna's brother shags the nanny and immediately he's forgiven by the wife and nobody minds at all, and Vronsky goes back into society and everybody goes, "Whoops, oh well, never mind!" But then poor old Anna goes to the theatre – that's the worst scene of all – and everybody turns their backs on her. It's horrible, horrible.

Mohsin Hamid, author of The Reluctant Fundamentalist

When I finished with college in America, I took a year off to work on my first novel and went back to Pakistan with a suitcase full of books I thought I should read. Among those books was Anna Karenina. Very often, I used to turn to classic works of literature with a certain degree of apprehension that it would bore the pants off me but would be good for me. But that wasn't the case at all with Anna Karenina. I thought the story was romantic, passionate, wonderful. And as somebody who was trying to write, it was an enormously educational book. At first glance it seemed like a very conservative interpretation of what a novel could be, but in fact Tolstoy was making some remarkably avant-garde and exciting moves as a writer – there is a wonderful chapter or two when you see the goings-on from the point of view of Levin's dog. I remember reading the crazy farming scenes, where Levin is doing repetitive work with the peasants in the field, and thinking, "What's going on here?" What struck me was that, through cadence and form and even boredom – Tolstoy deploys boredom quite strategically in these big books of his – there was a communication of a partial loss of self that can take place in the act of repetitive physical labour. It was like finding an east Asian Zen koan buried in the heart of a 19th-century Russian aristocrat's opus. Today, an editor would say take that out, but Tolstoy was fortunate in not existing in the current environment. To me, these scenes are signs of an unbridled belief in what a novel can do. There are so many facets of this huge intricate thing that can blow you away if you stop to look at them.

Julie Myerson, author of Then

In 1979 when I was 18, I left Nottingham (having only ever been abroad once) to spend a year as an au pair in Florence. The fat black Penguin edition of Anna Karenina was the only novel I could squeeze into my very small suitcase. My memory of reading it – late at night, in a breathtakingly ornate Florentine drawing room next to Palazzo Pitti – is still intense. There was a grand piano, tall, shuttered windows on to a jasmine-scented courtyard – and I was told the Vasari Corridor was on the other side of our yellow painted wall. The novel, with its vast panorama of heady, complex and tragic adult emotions – Anna's aching passion, but also the touching arc of Levin and Kitty's love, and even Dolly's chaotic, overburdened domesticity – seemed to encompass everything that lay ahead of me in life. And that room in Florence – lonely, romantic and exhilarating all at the same time – seemed somehow irrevocably tangled up with every word Tolstoy had written.


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Twitter fiction: 21 authors try their hand at 140-character novels

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We challenged well-known writers – from Ian Rankin and Helen Fielding to Jeffrey Archer and Jilly Cooper – to come up with a story of up to 140 characters. This is their stab at Twitter fiction

Geoff Dyer

I know I said that if I lived to 100 I'd not regret what happened last night. But I woke up this morning and a century had passed. Sorry.

James Meek

He said he was leaving her. "But I love you," she said. "I know," he said. "Thanks. It's what gave me the strength to love somebody else."

Jackie Collins

She smiled, he smiled back, it was lust at first sight, but then she discovered he was married, too bad it couldn't go anywhere.

Ian Rankin

I opened the door to our flat and you were standing there, cleaver raised. Somehow you'd found out about the photos. My jaw hit the floor.

Blake Morrison

Blonde, GSOH, 28. Great! Ideal mate! Fix date. Tate. Nervous wait. She's late. Doh, just my fate. Wrong candidate. Blond – and I'm straight.

David Lodge

"Your money or your life!" "I'm sorry, my dear, but you know it would kill me to lose my money," said the partially deaf miser to his wife.

AM Homes

Sometimes we wonder why sorrow so heavy when happiness is like helium.

Sophie Hannah

I had land, money. For each rejected novel I built one house. Ben had to drown because he bought Plot 15. My 15th book? The victim drowned.

Andrew O'Hagan

Clyde stole a lychee and ate it in the shower. Then his brother took a bottle of pills believing character is just a luxury. God. The twins.

AL Kennedy

It's good that you're busy. Not great. Good, though. But the silence, that's hard. I don't know what it means: whether you're OK, if I'm OK.

Jeffrey Archer

"It's a miracle he survived," said the doctor. "It was God's will," said Mrs Schicklgruber. "What will you call him?" "Adolf," she replied.

Anne Enright

The internet ate my novel, but this is much more fun #careerchange #nolookingback oh but #worldsosilentnow Hey!

Patrick Neate

ur profile pic: happy – smiling & smoking. ur last post: "home!" ur hrt gave out @35. ur profile undeleted 6 months on. ur epitaph: "home!"

Hari Kunzru

I'm here w/ disk. Where ru? Mall too crowded to see. I don't feel safe. What do you mean you didn't send any text? Those aren't your guys?

SJ Watson

She thanks me for the drink, but says we're not suited. I'm a little "intense". So what? I followed her home. She hasn't seen anything yet.

Helen Fielding

OK. Should not have logged on to your email but suggest if going on marriedaffair.com don't use our children's names as password.

Simon Armitage

Blaise Pascal didn't tweet and neither did Mark Twain. When it came to writing something short & sweet neither Blaise nor Mark had the time.

Charlie Higson

Jack was sad in the orphanage til he befriended a talking rat who showed him a hoard of gold under the floor. Then the rat bit him & he died.

India Knight

Soften, my arse. I'm a geezer. I'm a rock-hard little bastard. Until I go mushy overnight for you, babe. #pears

Jilly Cooper

Tom sent his wife's valentine to his mistress and vice versa. Poor Tom's a-cold and double dumped.

Rachel Johnson

Rose went to Eve's house but she wasn't there. But Eve's father was. Alone. One thing led to another. He got 10 years.


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Jump! by Jilly Cooper

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Jilly Cooper returns with a horsy saga that just about limps over the finishing line

At her best, Jilly Cooper has a genius for combining soft-focus romance with the beady, pitiless social comedy of Jane Austen, or at least Nancy Mitford. What's more, vintage Cooper Riders, Rivals, those slender 1970s love stories Harriet and Imogen displayed a gimlet eye for what Henry James described as "solidity of specification". The food was delicious, the clothes covetable (I distinctly remember a tight linen dress the colour of a New York taxi), even the perfumes were precisely matched to character (Fracas for the bitches, L'Eau d'Issey for the eco-types). Unlike the permatanned fantasies of her contemporary Jackie Collins, Cooper's world was earthy, the urban glamour literally grounded by a muddy shire Tory circuit of hunt balls and point-to-points.

In recent years, she's succumbed to the lure of melodrama, and her books have become correspondingly more overblown and baggier. Score! featured a serial killer, while the last, Wicked, was inhabited by a cast of feral teenagers (one of whom was helpfully called Feral) whose working-class patois never quite rang true. Fortunately, Jump! is in terms of scenery at least a return to form. The story of a widow who saves an injured horse, it's immersed in National Hunt racing, a world as heterogeneous as Harris tweed.

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